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2007-07-26 Olde Tyme Religion
The World’s Stupidest Fatwas
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Posted by GolfBravoUSMC 2007-07-26 00:00|| || Front Page|| [1 views ]  Top

#1 Fart-Waaas is much more appropriate label for this drivel . Signifies the brain farts of old demented Muzzies who've beeen sucking far too long on the water bong laced with putrified camel shit. All fartwaas issued to apply to any civilized western nation ought to automatically incur the death penalty for said offender.
Posted by Woozle Elmeter2970 2007-07-26 00:50||   2007-07-26 00:50|| Front Page Top

#2 Oh, I don't know. I kinda think the last one might fly.
Posted by Skidmark 2007-07-26 05:51||   2007-07-26 05:51|| Front Page Top

#3 Today's earworm, with(out) apologies to Babs Streisand:

Fatwa's....
People who need fatwa's....
Are the looniest people...in the world....
Posted by OyVey1 2007-07-26 08:52||   2007-07-26 08:52|| Front Page Top

#4 I'm certain there have been more stupid fatwas issued. We just aren't privy to some of them.

Are there any worthwhile fatwas? How about a fatwa against doing stupid stuff?

How about a fatwa against planting IEDs?

A fatwa against anyone flying planes into tall buildings and killing people?
Posted by JohnQC 2007-07-26 09:43||   2007-07-26 09:43|| Front Page Top

#5 That list is too short; any fatwa is a stupid fatwa. kind of like bringing a lawsuit against, oh i don't know, maybe Ladie's night bar promotions.......
Posted by USN, Ret. 2007-07-26 14:52||   2007-07-26 14:52|| Front Page Top

#6 Still waiting for a death fatwa against bin Laden.

How about one against Qaradawi for sanctifying martyrdom operations?

Somehow Islam seems far more concerned with fatwan about really stupid shit.
Posted by Zenster">Zenster  2007-07-26 14:52||   2007-07-26 14:52|| Front Page Top

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