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2007-08-31 -Signs, Portents, and the Weather-
Humor: Letters To Business
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Posted by Anonymoose 2007-08-31 11:15|| || Front Page|| [5 views ]  Top

#1 David Mikkelson, of Snopes fame, used to have a hobby of writing crank letters to companies. I know that he wrote several times asking Disney to recommend one of their artists to do his Disney character tattoo. He wanted a Disney tattoo, he explained, and he knew how careful they were about their copyright, so he couldn't just have any shmoe do it. It had to be legal, from a Disney artist. So could they set him up? They patiently kept writing back to say they didn't do that, and he patiently kept asking why not. Must've had a lot of time on his hands.

Anyhoo, the pig milk thing: I've always wondered why we get our milk from certain animals, and not certain others. It's nice to have someone explain these things.
Posted by Angie Schultz 2007-08-31 15:24||   2007-08-31 15:24|| Front Page Top

#2 Could be because pigs do not have udders like cows,horses and goats do. So maybe the amount of milk available from each teat on a pig doesn't make the milking effort worth it.
Just guessing, after a little research on Wikipedia.
Posted by Rambler">Rambler  2007-08-31 16:22||   2007-08-31 16:22|| Front Page Top

#3 Could be because pigs do not have udders

no cheap Rosie O'Donnell jokes please!
Posted by Frank G">Frank G  2007-08-31 16:35||   2007-08-31 16:35|| Front Page Top

#4 Cows are placid animals, as are sheep and goats, compared to pigs. I'd say the main problem is the pig's temprement would make milking one hazardous.
Posted by phil_b 2007-08-31 19:52||   2007-08-31 19:52|| Front Page Top

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