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2007-09-03

Posted by Fred 2007-09-03 00:00|| || Front Page|| [2 views ] Top

#1 Best alleged Mae West line: "Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

Posted by McZoid 2007-09-03 00:42|| 2007-09-03 00:42|| Front Page Top

#2 Pop Cult Pablum: next on "Dancing With the Stars" Which one is the has-been?

Floyd Mayweather, Jr., boxer
Mark Cuban, Dallas Mavericks owner
Wayne Newton, singer
Melanie Brown, aka "Scary Spice"/Mel B.
Sabrina Bryan, Disney Channel's Cheetah Girls
Helio Castroneves, Indianapolis 500 champion
Jennie Garth, Beverly Hills, 90210
Josie Maran, model/actress
Cameron Mathison, All My Children
Marie Osmond, singer
Albert Reed, model
Jane Seymour, Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman

Posted by McZoid 2007-09-03 03:13|| 2007-09-03 03:13|| Front Page Top

#3 No fair! Trick question!

Posted by Fred 2007-09-03 09:04|| 2007-09-03 09:04|| Front Page Top

#4 "When I'm good, I'm very good - but when I'm bad, I'm better."
-- Mae West

Posted by mojo">mojo 2007-09-03 12:25|| 2007-09-03 12:25|| Front Page Top

#5 Well, that depends on your definition of pistol.

Posted by Abu Uluque6305 2007-09-03 13:17|| 2007-09-03 13:17|| Front Page Top

#6 "Happiness is a warm gun - bang bang, shoot shoot"

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2007-09-03 13:25|| 2007-09-03 13:25|| Front Page Top

#7 Mae West was one of the very few superstars of her time to set up her own production team and make real money from her fame. Despite any appearance of amity on-screen, she and W.C. Fields mutually despised one another. Field's referred to her as, "A plumber's vision of Cleopatra". West got the best revenge by outliving Fields. According to legend, Mae died with all her own teeth in her head. Some priceless quotes of hers:

"I used to be Snow White, but I drifted."

[at a dinner party, the hostess exclaims about West's diamonds]

HOSTESS: Good gracious what beautiful diamonds!

WEST: Goodness had nothing to do with it.

Posted by Zenster">Zenster 2007-09-03 17:28|| 2007-09-03 17:28|| Front Page Top

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