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2007-10-23 -Lurid Crime Tales-
Panda Style Beats Dumbass-Fu
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Posted by Anonymoose 2007-10-23 12:48|| || Front Page|| [6 views ]  Top

#1 One of those confuse memories from random things watched in a daze long ago on teevee is an instance of a zookeeper telling the reporter/presentator of the show about how a would-be photographer once entered the habitat of the pandas... only to have the male rush him, and bite his genitalia off.
Don't let this happen to you!
Posted by anonymous5089 2007-10-23 15:18||   2007-10-23 15:18|| Front Page Top

#2 someone forget to tell the idjit that these are BEARS?
Posted by Frank G">Frank G  2007-10-23 15:59||   2007-10-23 15:59|| Front Page Top

#3 Actually, I think that biologically they're more like raccoons than bears. Still don't want to mess with anything that big and furry if it has teeth.
Posted by Mike 2007-10-23 17:48||   2007-10-23 17:48|| Front Page Top

#4 You caught one Frank. ... library researcher Johnny Miller met the onslaught of editors and stood his ground. ``Pandas ARE BEARS!''
Posted by GK 2007-10-23 20:53||   2007-10-23 20:53|| Front Page Top

#5 IIRC, the lesser panda is the one kinda sorta related to the racoon. Corrections welcome.
Posted by SteveS 2007-10-23 21:56||   2007-10-23 21:56|| Front Page Top

#6 it was a flip comment, IIRC - thay carry their newborn like a marsupial, in a pouch....still...."keep yourself away with poking sticks" should be a lesson?
Posted by Frank G">Frank G  2007-10-23 22:11||   2007-10-23 22:11|| Front Page Top

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