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2007-10-29 Europe
Italy Seizes Quran-printed Toilet Seats
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Posted by Glenmore 2007-10-29 09:01|| || Front Page|| [3 views ]  Top
 File under: Global Jihad 

#1 sigh. now how many will have to die because of this?
Posted by PlanetDan">PlanetDan  2007-10-29 09:10||   2007-10-29 09:10|| Front Page Top

#2 And exactly what law was broken that allowed for this police state activity?
Posted by AlanC 2007-10-29 09:35||   2007-10-29 09:35|| Front Page Top

#3 in an unprecedented blasphemous act

Next time, put Mo's picture on them and see if you can blast the blasphemy standard off the charts.
Posted by tu3031 2007-10-29 09:43||   2007-10-29 09:43|| Front Page Top

#4 to head off angry Muslim reaction

Not possible, even farting in Mecca's general direction will spark an "angry Muslim reaction". I'm sure it has something to do with their childhood toilet training.

"This is an insult to the Muslim faith"

And pray tell exactly what on earth isn't? Just being an infidel is "an insult to the Muslim faith", so we're pretty much screwed now, aren't we? Since they're always offended no matter what we do and they won't let us simply ignore them without shit getting blown up, maybe we just need to take apart their shitpot of a "religion" at the seams, light it all afire and piss on the ashes for grins.
Posted by Zenster">Zenster  2007-10-29 10:12||   2007-10-29 10:12|| Front Page Top

#5 Italy seems to be one of the few countries where blasphemy is actually a crime. I don't think this quite qualifies as blasphemy, however. Over-zealous multi-culti idiocy is more likely.
Posted by mojo">mojo  2007-10-29 10:34||   2007-10-29 10:34|| Front Page Top

#6 Once again, let me suggest the creation of a bogus Koranic toilet paper company. It would be a great way to test computer security against hackers and DDoS threats, and could even be used as a trap to capture terrorists.

You could say that the production facility was located in a very rural area, where you had to take a strict set of directions to get there. Then anybody who drove out there with a car full of guns and explosives would be an easy bust.
Posted by Anonymoose 2007-10-29 10:38||   2007-10-29 10:38|| Front Page Top

#7 Hey!!! I keep missing the bowl and hitting this koran lid.
Posted by ed 2007-10-29 11:51||   2007-10-29 11:51|| Front Page Top

#8 Next time, put Mo's picture on them

Put it in the bowl as a target.
(Like the fly in the urinal)
Posted by Redneck Jim 2007-10-29 13:00||   2007-10-29 13:00|| Front Page Top

#9 add to 'To-Do' list: check ebay for Quran-printed toilet seats... order some.
Posted by CrazyFool 2007-10-29 15:07||   2007-10-29 15:07|| Front Page Top

#10 Excuse me, the koran was originally printed on toilet paper. Why do you think it stinks!?
Posted by Samir Al-Khalidi">Samir Al-Khalidi  2007-10-29 16:17||   2007-10-29 16:17|| Front Page Top

#11 The new anti mooselimb product line coming to a city near you...

Toilet paper imprinted with the Qur'an

Foot bath towels imprinted with the Qur'an

Pig troughs with enameled sides imprinted with the Qur'an

Glow in the dark condoms imprinted with the Qur'an
Posted by JohnQC 2007-10-29 16:45||   2007-10-29 16:45|| Front Page Top

#12 Don't forget bedpans!

And next time, do it from the US and sell them through mail order and e-bay.
Posted by gorb 2007-10-29 18:11||   2007-10-29 18:11|| Front Page Top

#13 Daddy, why is there a moon cut in the out house door ?
Posted by wxjames 2007-10-29 19:42||   2007-10-29 19:42|| Front Page Top

#14 why is there a moon cut in the out house door?

Orizzonte designed the original outhouse. But seriously, folks. Originally, farmsteads usually had two outhouses, one for each gender. A lunette signified the womans' latrine and a sun symbol was used for the mens'. For reasons lost to the mists of time, outhouses went unisex and fortunately managed to retain the appropriate Muslim-enraging symbol.
Posted by Zenster">Zenster  2007-10-29 20:09||   2007-10-29 20:09|| Front Page Top

#15 More than anyone needs to know about outhouses and their history:
http://www.outhousegraffiti.com/oh_history.html
Posted by Darrell 2007-10-29 20:17||   2007-10-29 20:17|| Front Page Top

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