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2007-11-06 -Lurid Crime Tales-

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Posted by anonymous5089 2007-11-06 08:44|| || Front Page|| [5 views ] Top

#1 I've heard of "pounding the pavement" before, but never like that.

Posted by Mike 2007-11-06 09:23|| 2007-11-06 09:23|| Front Page Top

#2 Was the pavement over 18? And is he related to the guy who had sex with his bike? ;)

But seriously....I can't forget the time I saw a crazy homeless guy have a domestic dispute with his winter coat. Apparently his winter coat was so sexy it was trying to steal his woman....

Posted by Swamp Blondie 2007-11-06 09:40|| 2007-11-06 09:40|| Front Page Top

#3 He was fed up with things and decided it was time to do more than just tell the world to f*ck off.

Posted by Penguin 2007-11-06 10:19|| 2007-11-06 10:19|| Front Page Top

#4 I'm not a pervert. I was drunk and overdosed on arthritis medication. I was doing pushups.

Posted by Steven Marshall 2007-11-06 11:31|| 2007-11-06 11:31|| Front Page Top

#5 But he thought it was the real thing.

Posted by JohnQC 2007-11-06 13:34|| 2007-11-06 13:34|| Front Page Top

#6 it was ass-phalt....

Posted by USN,Ret. 2007-11-06 15:20|| 2007-11-06 15:20|| Front Page Top

#7 Lulz, I always figured 5089 inherited the legendary PeeDee stash.

Posted by Thomas Woof 2007-11-06 18:39|| 2007-11-06 18:39|| Front Page Top

#8 Neighbour intervened
heh

Posted by Jan from work 2007-11-06 19:01|| 2007-11-06 19:01|| Front Page Top

#9 we do have permeable concrete (for stormwater runoff treatment) but....yeeeshhhh

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2007-11-06 19:29|| 2007-11-06 19:29|| Front Page Top

#10 Oh yeah, must have been the arthritis medication. That's why we're always seeing those massive street orgies in retirement communities.

Posted by Darrell 2007-11-06 20:23|| 2007-11-06 20:23|| Front Page Top

#11 Time for the future OWG-SWO/CWO to install ground/foot-level surveillance cameras??? REDDIT/TOPIX > Traffic cameras have reportedly actually led to a decline in local-State revenues, NOT an increase, since auto drivers tend to slow down near camera stations.
* D *** NG IT, "LAW AND ORDER:SVU" SOLVED A CASE VIA FOOT-LEVEL, PERSONAL CAMERA FOOTAGE!

Posted by JosephMendiola 2007-11-06 21:04|| 2007-11-06 21:04|| Front Page Top

#12 *in honor of late night tv strike*
From the picture it looks like his love life is on the rocks, explains the vodka - ta ta
Seriously, on the sex offenders list? Was there a manhole involved? - ta ta ta
(booing)
Hey, hey, hey! I'm trying to curb my jokes but like him, can't get my thoughts out of the gutter...
(road apples thrown, falls off stage)

Posted by swksvolFF 2007-11-06 21:05|| 2007-11-06 21:05|| Front Page Top

#13 FREEREPUBLIC > 30 girls arrested after big brawl - one pregger killed, others injured.

Posted by JosephMendiola 2007-11-06 21:26|| 2007-11-06 21:26|| Front Page Top

#14 Lucianne.com has that one, too, JosephM. Apparently it was girl gangs gone wild. The girl driving the car turned herself in to the police.

Posted by trailing wife 2007-11-06 21:43|| 2007-11-06 21:43|| Front Page Top

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