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2007-11-13 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Must Be A Hoax: Paris Hilton And Drunken Elephants

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Posted by Anonymoose 2007-11-13 13:19|| || Front Page|| [4 views ] Top

#1 She was in Tokyo to judge a beauty contest.
Snark?
Nah, too easy.

Posted by Redneck Jim 2007-11-13 14:16|| 2007-11-13 14:16|| Front Page Top

#2 Hello, I'm Paris Hilton. The plight of the alcoholic Indian elephant, like, really bums me out. That's why I, like, would like you to give, like, all you can to:
The Pachyderm House for Alcoholic Indian Elephant Rehabilitaion
1010 Indira Ghandi Blvd.
Meghalaya, Someplace in India
Lindsey and Britney say, like, rehab is, like, really hard. So it'd be, like, really cool to get these drunk elephants, like, off the street and give them, like, jobs at the circus and...stuff.

Posted by tu3031 2007-11-13 14:31|| 2007-11-13 14:31|| Front Page Top

#3 elephants don't wear panties either.....

Posted by USN,Ret. 2007-11-13 14:43|| 2007-11-13 14:43|| Front Page Top

#4 Were the drunken elephants driving without a license?

Posted by JohnQC 2007-11-13 15:05|| 2007-11-13 15:05|| Front Page Top

#5 I wonder if the drunken elephants see pink people.

Posted by Deacon Blues">Deacon Blues 2007-11-13 16:00|| 2007-11-13 16:00|| Front Page Top

#6 LOL. DB, you be bad.

Posted by GK 2007-11-13 16:24|| 2007-11-13 16:24|| Front Page Top

#7 What, are they cutting into her supply?

Posted by Rob Crawford">Rob Crawford 2007-11-13 18:05|| 2007-11-13 18:05|| Front Page Top

#8 I expected a story about Paris and Rosie.

Posted by DoDo 2007-11-13 18:22|| 2007-11-13 18:22|| Front Page Top

#9 How does one give an elephant a breathalyzer test?

Posted by Pappy 2007-11-13 20:58|| 2007-11-13 20:58|| Front Page Top

#10 (11-13) 15:44 PST GAUHATI, India (AP) -- In a Nov. 13 story, The Associated Press incorrectly reported that Paris Hilton was praised by conservationists for highlighting the problem of binge-drinking elephants in northeastern India. Lori Berk, a publicist for Hilton, said she never made any comments about helping drunken elephants in India.

The AP

So she really doesn't want to help drunken elephants in India?
That bitch...

Posted by tu3031 2007-11-13 21:34|| 2007-11-13 21:34|| Front Page Top

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