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2007-12-18 Britain

Alleged Terrorist: We Were Hunting Nessie

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Posted by Fred 2007-12-18 00:00|| || Front Page|| [1 views ] Top
File under: al-Qaeda in Britain

#1 Yes we were hunting Nessie... and bigfoot... and I want to call my wife, Morgan Fairchild, yeah thats the ticket!

Posted by OldSpook 2007-12-18 02:02|| 2007-12-18 02:02|| Front Page Top

#2 I called my wife Morgan Fairchild once and she didn't speak to me for a week.

Posted by Glenmore">Glenmore 2007-12-18 02:18|| 2007-12-18 02:18|| Front Page Top

#3 Everyone in the village had already been with all the goats, so they figured being the first to nail Nesse would be major bragging rights.

Posted by Mike N. 2007-12-18 02:23|| 2007-12-18 02:23|| Front Page Top

#4 Nessie generally stays on the bottom of the Loch. Send him and his lads down there to find her.

Posted by Besoeker 2007-12-18 03:02|| 2007-12-18 03:02|| Front Page Top

#5 No problem, Besoeker. Are we supposed to give them full SCUBA equipment? Or just the weights?

Posted by Rambler">Rambler 2007-12-18 11:50|| 2007-12-18 11:50|| Front Page Top

#6 Cinder blocks...

Posted by tu3031 2007-12-18 11:55|| 2007-12-18 11:55|| Front Page Top

#7 Remember, Abdominal Snowman repeatedly warned us about those cryptozoologist types. Turns out he was right, they're up to no good.

Posted by anonymous5089 2007-12-18 12:49|| 2007-12-18 12:49|| Front Page Top

#8 You could neutralize them and then see how buoyant thay are...

Posted by Seafarious">Seafarious 2007-12-18 12:54|| 2007-12-18 12:54|| Front Page Top

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