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2008-01-01 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Jamie Lynn's baby-daddy a 'lying, cheating dog'

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Posted by Fred 2008-01-01 10:05|| || Front Page|| [4 views ] Top

#1 "She continues to take him back regardless of how awful he treats her.

Good Lord! Reads like a sound-byte from "Cops." Once trailer trash always trailer trash.

Posted by Almost Anonymous5839">Almost Anonymous5839 2008-01-01 11:29|| 2008-01-01 11:29|| Front Page Top

#2 I wonder how mama's parenting book is coming along...

Posted by tu3031 2008-01-01 13:16|| 2008-01-01 13:16|| Front Page Top

#3 Although it's not exactly breaking news, the harridans at The View have truly lost it.

The other day, "Joy" Behar was discussing Lynne Spears' book. She said: "It's as if Jeffrey Dahmer wrote a cookbook."

Now I'm no Lynne Spears fan, BUT she is NOT just like Jeffrey Dahmer.

Ugh.

PS That was a clip from the show, I won't watch the show on air. No shower strong enough.

Posted by Seafarious 2008-01-01 13:21|| 2008-01-01 13:21|| Front Page Top

#4 Pigs is pigs.

(Apologies to decent oinkers everywhere.)

Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut 2008-01-01 13:43|| http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/]">[http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/] 2008-01-01 13:43|| Front Page Top

#5 "No Inheritance forrr Yuuuuuu!!!!!!!!"

Posted by Alaska Paul">Alaska Paul 2008-01-01 13:45|| 2008-01-01 13:45|| Front Page Top

#6 Inheritance? I thought she'd basically pimped both kids out to hollywierd since before they were in Middle School... other than that does she have a means of support?

Posted by Abdominal Snowman 2008-01-01 14:48|| 2008-01-01 14:48|| Front Page Top

#7 As I vaguely recall (and I don't know this for certain since I don't regularly park myself on a sofa wth National Enquirer) the young lad is a ... young lad. He's what, 17, 18? Not making any excuse whatsoever, but we're expecting him to act responsibly, and he's already demonstrated he can't do that.

In times gone past, Mr. Spears would have entered the story carrying a shotgun ....

Posted by Steve White">Steve White 2008-01-01 14:55|| 2008-01-01 14:55|| Front Page Top

#8 Their family is like a bad show that continues to new levels of outrageous stuidity each sweeps week in hopes of enough of a blip in interest to kick the can down the street for another season. I can't see where they go next. Releasing an "intimate" video would probably just disgust people and not be that different from her stage show anyway. Beastiality would be very unlikely post- Michael Vick. All I can think of would be inbreeding.

Posted by Super Hose 2008-01-01 16:23|| 2008-01-01 16:23|| Front Page Top

#9 You can take this family out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the family.

Posted by usmc6743 2008-01-01 16:24|| 2008-01-01 16:24|| Front Page Top

#10 ...waiting to find out it is Macaulay Culkin's kid, maybe next season : (

Posted by swksvolFF 2008-01-01 17:26|| 2008-01-01 17:26|| Front Page Top

#11 SW, IIUC he's 19, she's 16. In most states, that's statutory rape

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2008-01-01 17:57|| 2008-01-01 17:57|| Front Page Top

#12 I think this story demonstrates the drop in quality of the psycho's that are the parents of child stars. How come Jamie Lynn was allowed the type of personal freedom that could have resulted in her pregnancy. I'm sure the Olsen twins were under full twenty-four hour control from cradle until they reached their majority. What has happened to level of control? Where's the smothering?

Posted by Super Hose 2008-01-01 18:19|| 2008-01-01 18:19|| Front Page Top

#13 D *** NG IT, what can Socialist Amerika do to stop this young man, or at least TASER 'IM SOUNDLY in righteous Marxist-Govtist Utopianist indignation???

Posted by JosephMendiola 2008-01-01 23:49|| 2008-01-01 23:49|| Front Page Top

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