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2008-01-02 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Fred 2008-01-02 00:00|| || Front Page|| [4 views ] Top

#1 We need to start spaying and neutering mindless celebrities before they start to cross-pollinate.

Posted by Eohippus Chavilet7436 2008-01-02 05:43|| 2008-01-02 05:43|| Front Page Top

#2 These skanks quit wearing panties because California law requires public utilities to be open for inspection.

Posted by Gromomble Oppressor of the Iowans8916 2008-01-02 06:00|| 2008-01-02 06:00|| Front Page Top

#3 Hey, Kevin, didn't ya hear? She's outta grampa's will.
So the serious money's already off the table.

Posted by tu3031 2008-01-02 08:49|| 2008-01-02 08:49|| Front Page Top

#4 (SNSFW, but funny.)

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y25/mluphoup/parisnight.jpg

Posted by Anonymoose 2008-01-02 11:00|| 2008-01-02 11:00|| Front Page Top

#5 Moosey, thatr be skanky alright!

>:)

Posted by RD">RD 2008-01-02 11:50|| 2008-01-02 11:50|| Front Page Top

#6 These skanks quit wearing panties because California law requires public utilities to be open for inspection.

Gromomble, I think that was the snark of the day.

Posted by Jonathan">Jonathan 2008-01-02 12:00|| 2008-01-02 12:00|| Front Page Top

#7 Help For Paris Hilton.

One of Rantburg's dedicated Senior Engineers, Frank G., in hiz spare time no less, invented this naughty little Something Spechul for Paris Hilton. "SEE A NEED, Invent a Solution" is hiz Motto!
/:) Happy new Year!

Posted by RD">RD 2008-01-02 12:11|| 2008-01-02 12:11|| Front Page Top

#8 Is this kinda thing covered by Blair's Law?

Posted by mojo">mojo 2008-01-02 14:04|| 2008-01-02 14:04|| Front Page Top

#9 Jeebus Dawg! that's a prototype! An unknowingly non-slut could be seriously injured!

btw - LOL

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2008-01-02 20:06|| 2008-01-02 20:06|| Front Page Top