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2008-01-06 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Police: Connellsville Man Claims Rape Of 5-Year-Old Accidental

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Posted by Gromomble Oppressor of the Iowans8916 2008-01-06 05:57|| || Front Page|| [4 views ] Top

#1 Hmmm, mutant isn't far from correct. Here in PA we call it Fayette Nam...

Posted by M. Murcek">M. Murcek 2008-01-06 08:49|| 2008-01-06 08:49|| Front Page Top

#2 Oh jeez, our knife slipped and we accidently cut off your instrument. Forever sorry.

Posted by Woozle Elmeter 2907 2008-01-06 10:21|| 2008-01-06 10:21|| Front Page Top

#3 just accidentally execute the bastard.

Posted by danking70 2008-01-06 11:38|| 2008-01-06 11:38|| Front Page Top

#4 No, no, no. If guilty just reduce his carbon imprint to zero [no offsets].

Posted by Procopius2k 2008-01-06 11:49|| 2008-01-06 11:49|| Front Page Top

#5 "accidental" rape?

What - he "accidentally" mistook the girl for a goat? Or his pocket?

Try him. Convict him. Hang him by his you-know-what.

Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut 2008-01-06 12:20|| http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/]">[http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/] 2008-01-06 12:20|| Front Page Top

#6 Along the lines of the guy who defended his ~~lie~~ claim that he had a Medal of Honor on the grounds of "Free Speech", perhaps this guy can say raping a five-year-old was "Artistic Expression". Or another good one is "Temporary Insanity" and that he's feeling "Much Better Now".

Posted by gorb 2008-01-06 15:19|| 2008-01-06 15:19|| Front Page Top

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