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2008-01-14 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Britney Spears may convert to Islam: reports

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Posted by BrerRabbit 2008-01-14 07:11|| || Front Page|| [6 views ] Top

#1 Spears...is said to be talking about plans to fake her own death and move to Pakistan with her new lover
You go, girl!

Posted by Spot">Spot 2008-01-14 08:36|| 2008-01-14 08:36|| Front Page Top

#2 Spears...is said to be talking about plans to fake her own death and move to Pakistan with her new lover

Love is blind; it's also pretty stupid...

Posted by Raj 2008-01-14 08:37|| 2008-01-14 08:37|| Front Page Top

#3 Just when you think you've bottomed out...along comes "Islam".

Posted by tu3031 2008-01-14 09:00|| 2008-01-14 09:00|| Front Page Top

#4 Ah yes. Islam, the portal to the sub-basement of Hell.

Posted by Gleart Prince of the Huns4687 2008-01-14 09:21|| 2008-01-14 09:21|| Front Page Top

#5 Now she is just like Princess Di.

Posted by Excalibur 2008-01-14 09:27|| 2008-01-14 09:27|| Front Page Top

#6 something tells me she won't have too fake her death if she moves too pakiland

Posted by sinse 2008-01-14 11:39|| 2008-01-14 11:39|| Front Page Top

#7 In this instance it doesn't matter. She continues what she's doing or converts to Islam, either way it's self-destruction.

Posted by Mullah Richard 2008-01-14 11:49|| 2008-01-14 11:49|| Front Page Top

#8 Might as well try to spin her self-destructive spiral as "martyrdom" to mask its true roots in selfishness, indulgence, and complete absence of self-discipline.

Give little sister about 5 years to catch up.

Posted by Dar">Dar 2008-01-14 13:44|| 2008-01-14 13:44|| Front Page Top

#9 You probably thought Dodi was the man. Nope:

DIANA, Princess of Wales, was planning to marry her lover, Hasnat Khan, but her own mother branded her a whore for dating a Muslim, her former butler Paul Burrell told her inquest.

He said Diana had stopped speaking to her mother two months before she died and told how he had listened in to her conversation with Frances Shand-Kydd when she had made disgraceful comments about her daughter.

Mr Burrell, giving evidence at the inquest into the deaths of Diana and Dodi Al Fayed, said: I sat and listened with the Princess. One on one side and another on the other.

She called the Princess a whore and she said that she was messing around with effing Muslim men, and she was disgracefu and said some nasty things.

Mr Burrell also said he approached his local Catholic priest to ask about arranging a private wedding between a Christian and a Muslim, the High Court hearing was told.

Mum 'branded Di whore'

Mohamed Fayed claims Dodi bought Diana an engagement ring and they planned to live in his Paris villa. But Mr Turner added: The ring was never to her taste and she said, The place is awful.

Diana: My Dodi affair is finished

Posted by KBK 2008-01-14 15:34|| 2008-01-14 15:34|| Front Page Top

#10 Burka might help.

Brit nips out. Note the food stains on the tshirt.

Posted by KBK 2008-01-14 15:38|| 2008-01-14 15:38|| Front Page Top

#11 Now if she could only convince Dr Phil to go along with her as her own personal imam.

Posted by Woozle Crenter9033 2008-01-14 17:40|| 2008-01-14 17:40|| Front Page Top

#12 Mr Burrell was dressed in an ice-blue shirt and tie, his face tanned from the sun in Florida, where he has bought a luxury home on the back of two tell-all books about his former employer.

Posted by KBK 2008-01-14 19:28|| 2008-01-14 19:28|| Front Page Top

#13 Give up Britney, or you are dead to me.

YJCMTSU.

Steyn:
Ah, but what dad hasn't said that to his son at one time or another? Still, the burqa's good news for the producers of next year's Grammies...

I sort of feel we need Dinesh D'Souza in Enemy At Home mode to explain all the ramifications of this one. Either that or Rob Long to pitch a new sitcom in which Britney, Paris, Lindsay and Jamie Lynn all marry the same bigshot sheikh.

Posted by KBK 2008-01-14 20:48|| 2008-01-14 20:48|| Front Page Top

#14 FARK.com > Britney reportedly is considering suicide iff she's ever forced into psychiatric care.

Posted by JosephMendiola 2008-01-14 22:38|| 2008-01-14 22:38|| Front Page Top

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