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2008-03-24 -Lurid Crime Tales-

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Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2008-03-24 04:13|| || Front Page|| [5 views ] Top
File under: Jemaah Islamiyah

#1 Correction: The 3 stooges will be shot by firing squad rather than hanged. They claim that this is unIslamic and have asked to be beheaded instead. I say we give them their wish, with a rusty hack-saw blade as the instrument of choice.

Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2008-03-24 05:11|| 2008-03-24 05:11|| Front Page Top

#2 Just do it.

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2008-03-24 05:59|| 2008-03-24 05:59|| Front Page Top

#3 Typically, criminals are hanged while enemies are shot.

Posted by gromky 2008-03-24 06:01|| 2008-03-24 06:01|| Front Page Top

#4 Outside the court an angry Bachmid rejected accusations the entire case had been a tactic to stall the executions.

Actually, if you read the story, that's exactly what it sounds like.
Unless the Australians decide to get really hardass and start pushing for it, which would be nice, I got a feeling we'll be reading about these three mooks "imminent" executions for at least the next 5 years. Or at least until they figure out a way to get them off the hook. Maybe as an Eid present or Ramadan dispensation or...sumthin.

Posted by tu3031 2008-03-24 10:34|| 2008-03-24 10:34|| Front Page Top

#5 interesting observation. But on the bright side, I see little downside to dragging out the discussion on the best way to execute terrorists :-)

Posted by Woodrow Slusorong7967 2008-03-24 11:54|| 2008-03-24 11:54|| Front Page Top

#6 How about drawing and quartering, followed by burning in gasoline and burying wrapped in pig fat in an unmarked grave. (Somewhere out in the desert sands, Untrackable, Unrecoverable, publish it widely)

Posted by Redneck Jim">Redneck Jim 2008-03-24 14:42|| 2008-03-24 14:42|| Front Page Top

#7 Second thought, plant them in a relatively remote (Uninhabited) area, with about 10 pounds of C-4 under the body, and a trigger on top. Publish the location widely.

Whoever excavates the "Martyrs" gets showered with the remains. (If they survive the blast)
Should cut down on those mass "Funerals" where it's really a gun-sex celebration with cameras.

Posted by Redneck Jim">Redneck Jim 2008-03-24 14:53|| 2008-03-24 14:53|| Front Page Top

#8 heck... skip the execution and jump straight to a burial at sea.. a roll of duct tape, a length of anchor chain, and an old chunk of canvas... take em a mile or so out to sea, and bon voyage!

Posted by Abu do you love 2008-03-24 15:55|| 2008-03-24 15:55|| Front Page Top

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