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2008-05-07 Home Front: Politix

Are the superdelegates willing to "stop the hemorrhaging"?

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Posted by Mike 2008-05-07 12:36|| || Front Page|| [1 views ] Top

#1 Eugene Field. 1850â1895

231. The Duel

THE GINGHAM dog and the calico cat
Side by side on the table sat;
'T was half-past twelve, and (what do you think!)
Nor one nor t' other had slept a wink!
The old Dutch clock and the Chinese plate
Appeared to know as sure as fate
There was going to be a terrible spat.
(I was n't there; I simply state
What was told to me by the Chinese plate!)

The gingham dog went "bow-wow-wow!"
And the calico cat replied "mee-ow!"
The air was littered, an hour or so,
With bits of gingham and calico,
While the old Dutch clock in the chimney-place
Up with its hands before its face,
For it always dreaded a family row!
(Never mind: I 'm only telling you
What the old Dutch clock declares is true!)

The Chinese plate looked very blue,
And wailed, "Oh, dear! what shall we do!"
But the gingham dog and the calico cat
Wallowed this way and tumbled that,
Employing every tooth and claw
In the awfullest way you ever sawâ
And, oh! how the gingham and calico flew!
(Don't fancy I exaggerateâ
I got my news from the Chinese plate!)

Next morning where the two had sat
They found no trace of dog or cat;
And some folks think unto this day
That burglars stole that pair away!
But the truth about the cat and pup
Is this: they ate each other up!
Now what do you really think of that!
(The old Dutch clock it told me so,
And that is how I came to know.)

Posted by 3dc 2008-05-07 13:42|| 2008-05-07 13:42|| Front Page Top

#2 I was kinda enjoying the 'hemorrhaging', but I guess that's just me.

Posted by SteveS 2008-05-07 16:05|| 2008-05-07 16:05|| Front Page Top

#3 3dc -- Thanks for that! I so remember that from years long gone -- and how much I enjoyed reading it.

Posted by Sherry">Sherry 2008-05-07 16:58|| 2008-05-07 16:58|| Front Page Top

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