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2008-08-24 India-Pakistan

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Posted by Fred 2008-08-24 00:00|| || Front Page|| [6 views ] Top

#1 Columnist Kishwar Naheed wrote in daily Jang, that Sikh Gurmukh Singh rang President Bush and said that he, along with his cousin, neighbour and his Kabadi team were going to attack America. Bush replied that he has 100 million Army Reserve soldiers. The next day the Sikh called again and said that he had collected infantry equipment and added a donkey and a tractor. Bush replied that he has 16 thousand tanks and 14 thousand armoured men. The Sikh called Bush again and said that they had mounted shotguns on an American tractor. Bush replied that he has 10 thousand bombers and 20 thousand fighter jets with laser guided missiles. The next day Gurmukh Singh called again and said that they will not attack America, as they can't feed 100 million American prisoners.

;) How many versions of this story are there?

Posted by tipper 2008-08-24 01:25|| 2008-08-24 01:25|| Front Page Top

#2 I first heard a version of this joke in the early 1950's. It involved Japanese and Chinese combat losses in WWII. We see it today because it's still true. Pompous little dictators make stupid statements against far greater forces often. Iran is the current champ.

Posted by Richard of Oregon 2008-08-24 10:58|| 2008-08-24 10:58|| Front Page Top

#3 The next day Gurmukh Singh called again and said that they will not attack America, as they can't feed 100 million American prisoners.

There is only one version and 'ailor Man John Frumm is write it.

Posted by .5MT 2008-08-24 11:46|| www.cybernations.net]">[www.cybernations.net] 2008-08-24 11:46|| Front Page Top

#4 Ali Khan is a great singer and his years of practice is visible in his singing.

Man after quality mushrooms anything is possible. You may trust me on this thing. A beagle once told me he was depressered because he was born to be a tap dancer.

Posted by .5MT 2008-08-24 11:50|| www.cybernations.net]">[www.cybernations.net] 2008-08-24 11:50|| Front Page Top

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