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2008-09-06 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Canadian Teens Convicted for Microwaving Family's Cat as Christmas 'Gift'

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Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2008-09-06 06:02|| || Front Page|| [5 views ] Top

Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2008-09-06 06:27|| 2008-09-06 06:27|| Front Page Top

#2 A year doesn't sound right. I think ten minutes in a microwave for each boy is more appropriate.

Posted by Scooter McGruder 2008-09-06 07:44|| 2008-09-06 07:44|| Front Page Top

#3 Those kids are seriously disturbed. You'll be hearing about them again some day.

Posted by bigjim-ky 2008-09-06 08:56|| 2008-09-06 08:56|| Front Page Top

#4 This is what happens when the death penalty's taken entirely off the table. Noooo...not saying that these beasts deserve that @ this point, but the next thing happens is the "civil liberties" crew starts bleating that LWOP is cruel and unusual punishment, then the barriers keep falling until you wind up with a pack of apprentice maniacs getting little more than a stern lecture. Probably without finger-wagging from the magistrate - that might have been seen as excesslve...

Posted by Ricky bin Ricardo (Abu Babaloo) 2008-09-06 10:57|| 2008-09-06 10:57|| Front Page Top

#5 I think my punishment would be harsher. Force both boys to undergo years of psychotherapy and social reprogramming by smarmy, manipulative psychiatrists, psychologists, counselors, social workers, etc., until they are reduced to quivering piles of heavily medicated shiat.

It would be worse than living in a sensory deprivation tank for years.

Posted by Anonymoose 2008-09-06 13:46|| 2008-09-06 13:46|| Front Page Top

#6 Dang...I meant "seen as excessive." I really can spell, just can't type this morning...

Posted by Ricky bin Ricardo (Abu Babaloo) 2008-09-06 14:03|| 2008-09-06 14:03|| Front Page Top

#7 Take them into the woods.
Handcuff them and chain them to a tree with a legtrap.
Just leave them.

Posted by Minister of funny walks 2008-09-06 16:47|| 2008-09-06 16:47|| Front Page Top

#8 Five years working in animal shelters 10 hours a week. If they don't get good reports it becomes ten years.

Posted by rjschwarz 2008-09-06 19:10|| 2008-09-06 19:10|| Front Page Top

#9 Is that a Singapore crime deterrence poster or a San Fran dungeon ad?

Posted by ed 2008-09-06 19:40|| 2008-09-06 19:40|| Front Page Top

#10 Ed: "Is that a Singapore crime deterrence poster or a San Fran dungeon ad?"

Yes.

Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut 2008-09-06 19:41|| http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/]">[http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/] 2008-09-06 19:41|| Front Page Top

#11 Ed: "Is that a Singapore crime deterrence poster or a San Fran dungeon ad?"

Better ask San Fran Nan. I heard she (or more likely her staff) was answering questions on digg or some such thing..

Posted by CrazyFool 2008-09-06 21:01|| 2008-09-06 21:01|| Front Page Top

#12 Place them in a wooden shack, nail their doinkers to wooden table that is bolted to the floor. Set the shack on fire, hand them a knife and walk out.

Posted by Andy Creath6042 2008-09-06 22:25|| 2008-09-06 22:25|| Front Page Top

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