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2008-09-17 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2008-09-17 01:38|| || Front Page|| [4 views ] Top

#1 Is this the Kentucky Woman you're referring to? ;-)

Posted by gorb 2008-09-17 04:14|| 2008-09-17 04:14|| Front Page Top

#2 I bet the dog's not sayin' nuthin'....

Posted by Cornsilk Blondie, formerly known as Swamp Blondie 2008-09-17 10:00|| 2008-09-17 10:00|| Front Page Top

#3 Wouldn't have been easier to have closed the lid and flushed the toliet?

Posted by Jack is Back!">Jack is Back! 2008-09-17 11:50|| 2008-09-17 11:50|| Front Page Top

#4 How to wash a cat

1) Thoroughly clean the toilet.

2) Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted.

3) Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

4) In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape).
CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for any thing they can find.

5) Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power wash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.

6) Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.

7) Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

9) The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.

Sincerely,

- The Dog

Posted by gorb 2008-09-17 21:16|| 2008-09-17 21:16|| Front Page Top

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