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2009-01-28 -Short Attention Span Theater-

34 Year Old Hoax Unmasked - Cellists Breath Sigh Of Relief

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Posted by Anonymoose 2009-01-28 09:18|| || Front Page|| [1 views ] Top

#1 Reminds me of the old joke about the lady in church who was asked if she wanted to invoke any special prayer and she rose and told about how her husband had fallen and injured his scrotum and how it took some many serious operations to repair it, blah, blah, blah. Then a man rose and asked if he could also speak to the church goers and was given permission. He said that he was the lady's husband and just wanted to tell her for the last time that "its called a sternum, not a scrotum".

Posted by Jack is Back!">Jack is Back! 2009-01-28 10:12|| 2009-01-28 10:12|| Front Page Top

#2 So why do my balls still hurt?

Posted by Yo Yo Ma 2009-01-28 11:48|| 2009-01-28 11:48|| Front Page Top

#3 Yo, Yo Yo, you yo-yo, you.

Posted by Grunter 2009-01-28 12:59|| 2009-01-28 12:59|| Front Page Top

#4 Not the Lancet?!

Posted by Bulldog 2009-01-28 13:35|| 2009-01-28 13:35|| Front Page Top

#5 What about the curse of "flute lip"?...

Posted by mojo 2009-01-28 14:25|| 2009-01-28 14:25|| Front Page Top

#6 I've always enjoyed roses on my piano but I prefer tulips on my organ.

/shecky

Posted by JDB 2009-01-28 18:49|| 2009-01-28 18:49|| Front Page Top

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