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2009-06-30 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Bulwer-Lytton Bad Writing Contest Winners 2009

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Posted by Anonymoose 2009-06-30 10:25|| || Front Page|| [1 views ] Top

#1 The third one is pretty funny. And I think it's meant to be.

Posted by phil_b 2009-06-30 12:06|| 2009-06-30 12:06|| Front Page Top

#2 I just got an alumni magazine and a guy named Garrison Spik was mentioned as a winner also. His entry:

Theirs was a New York love, a checkered taxi ride burning rubber, and like the city their passion was open 24/7, steam rising from their bodies like slick streets exhaling warm, moist, white breath through manhole covers stamped "Forged by DeLaney Bros., Piscataway, N.N."

Posted by JohnQC 2009-06-30 17:57|| 2009-06-30 17:57|| Front Page Top

#3 It was a dark and stormy night.....

Posted by CrazyFool 2009-06-30 18:28|| 2009-06-30 18:28|| Front Page Top

#4 bah! I've written daily inspection reports worse than those.

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2009-06-30 19:29|| 2009-06-30 19:29|| Front Page Top

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