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2009-09-30 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Malaysian villagers amazed by "Allah meat"

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Posted by Fred 2009-09-30 00:00|| || Front Page|| [2 views ] Top

#1 bought the meat from a market in the village -- just wait 'til they find out it's pork.

Posted by Anguper Hupomosing9418 2009-09-30 01:23|| 2009-09-30 01:23|| Front Page Top

#2 This stuff happens all around the world. From time to time there are reports of an image of Jesus on various food items, which are either a source of wonder to the faithful or cynically hawked for a large profit on eBay. The specifics of the religion are secondary.

Our brains are wired to see patterns. Sometimes the patterns we find are a little hard for others to discern.

Posted by lotp 2009-09-30 06:26|| 2009-09-30 06:26|| Front Page Top

#3 It was my daughter, who was helping me in the kitchen, who saw the word "Allah" ~~written in crayon~~ on all six pieces of the meat
Oops! Mystery solved.

Posted by Spot">Spot 2009-09-30 08:07|| 2009-09-30 08:07|| Front Page Top

#4 @lotp: Sure that's ONE theory and I GUESS it's possible. But I am putting my money on Allah inscribing his name in pork chops.

Posted by Excalibur 2009-09-30 08:14|| 2009-09-30 08:14|| Front Page Top

#5 now if only they had ebay

Posted by liberalhawk 2009-09-30 09:58|| 2009-09-30 09:58|| Front Page Top

#6 if you hold it in the light just right you can see an image of the virgin as well.

Posted by 746 2009-09-30 10:20|| 2009-09-30 10:20|| Front Page Top

#7 Sometimes the patterns we find are a little hard for others to discern.

Or care about. I'd have made a youtube video of me BBQing them. >:-}

Posted by gorb 2009-09-30 12:04|| 2009-09-30 12:04|| Front Page Top

#8 Someone should sell and Allah brand so people could brand their steaks with it.

Posted by rjschwarz 2009-09-30 17:25|| 2009-09-30 17:25|| Front Page Top

#9 I recall several years ago someone was hawking a burnt piece of toast supposedly bearing the Virgin, Mary's likeness.

Got a lot of publicity, no idea what happened to that particular bread slice.

Posted by Redneck Jim 2009-09-30 17:37|| 2009-09-30 17:37|| Front Page Top

#10 I remember getting a "HOLY PRAYER CLOTH" (Printed heavy paper) from the REVEREND IKE.
it was printed so the angle you used to look like either Jesus's eyes were open or closed.
Enclosed was a printed statement that REVEREND IKE had prayed over it(Bullshit) and if you sent 5 bucks hthen Jesus's eyes would open for you and grant your wishes.

I sent him a photocopy of one side of a five buck bill, printed on one side just like his HOLY PRAYER CLOTH (Paper) Was.

He never bothered me again, but I have to wonder just how many suckers he fooled.

Posted by Redneck Jim 2009-09-30 17:56|| 2009-09-30 17:56|| Front Page Top

#11 I put the allah meat in the refridgerator, and it exploded right next to the kosher dill pickles!

Posted by flash91 2009-09-30 19:09|| 2009-09-30 19:09|| Front Page Top

#12 "I cut the meat into six pieces and soaked them in the water."

What the hell....?

Was this goat meat? Nobody in their right mind does this to good beef.

Oh, wait....

Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut 2009-09-30 21:04|| 2009-09-30 21:04|| Front Page Top

#13 I should have expected that, flash91...but somehow I didn't. :-)

Posted by trailing wife 2009-09-30 23:19|| 2009-09-30 23:19|| Front Page Top

#14 So Malaysian villagers are cheap to entertain?

Posted by 3dc 2009-09-30 23:24|| 2009-09-30 23:24|| Front Page Top

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