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2009-10-25 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Levi Johnston, baby daddy of Sarah Palin grandson, vows to keep his Playgirl photo spread 'classy'

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Posted by Fred 2009-10-25 00:00|| || Front Page|| [1 views ] Top

#1 You're a classic example of white trash that can't get out of it's own way. The best thing that ever happened to you was that family and you pissed it away. The lefties will gladly parade you around to demonstrate the lack of intelligence to be found in the Palin household. You're an idiot and don't even realize you're being used. have a nice life a$$hole.

Posted by Rob06">Rob06 2009-10-25 01:44|| 2009-10-25 01:44|| Front Page Top

#2 It's time to neuter the little maggot.

....which reminds me of a joke:

Several centuries ago, during the heyday of Japanese swordsmanship, the emperor decreed a nation-wide competition to determine the best swordsman in Japan. For months would-be champions showed their skill in exacting local tournaments. Finally, only 3 contestants were left. Such was the importance of the event that the emperor himself would administer the final test.

The first contestant entered the great hall and bowed to the monarch. Without a word, the emperor took out a tiny box and opened it. A fly emerged and buzzed across the hall. The swordsman knew what was expected. He drew his sword instantly and smote the air with a mighty "THWACK!" The fly fell to the floor in two pieces. The emperor nodded approval, the swordsman bowed and returned to the ante-chamber.

The second contestant then entered the hall and bowed. The emperor took out another box and another fly buzzed across the room. This swordsman took not one, but two mighty swings; "THWACK! THWACK!" and this fly fell on the floor in FOUR pieces. The emperor allowed himself an appreciative smile and the swordsman bowed and left.

The third and final contestant then entered. Again, a fly was released. Instead of a mighty swing, this swordsman made only a lazy jab. The fly continued to buzz away toward the door and freedom. The emperor frowned.

Undaunted, the swordsman spoke, "So, your majesty, I guess that makes ME the greatest swordsman in all Japan!"

Furious, the emperor said, "Of all the impudence! Your fly still lives!"

"That is true, revered one," the swordsman responded, "The fly still lives, but he will no longer reproduce."

Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2009-10-25 02:54|| 2009-10-25 02:54|| Front Page Top

#3 He's just (sniffle sniffle) a victim of oppressive female matriarchy. Just because he's an ass doesn't mean he's worthy of our time...here's to hoping he reproduces no more.

Posted by GirlThursday 2009-10-25 07:52|| 2009-10-25 07:52|| Front Page Top

#4 Well said GT. He's indeed a disgusting lad, who in times past might not have enjoyed the option of further "reproduction."

Posted by Besoeker 2009-10-25 09:07|| 2009-10-25 09:07|| Front Page Top

#5 Spend those 30 pieces of silver well Levi.

As for 'reproduction', well, it's not looking [NSFW] good.

Posted by Procopius2k 2009-10-25 09:51|| 2009-10-25 09:51|| Front Page Top

#6 Proc - that is a truly scary video.

(funny too..)

The Pic for this seems out-of-place. Don't we have a 'Trailer Trash' pic somewhere?

Posted by CrazyFool 2009-10-25 11:06|| 2009-10-25 11:06|| Front Page Top

#7 The guy's a whore. The Palins are better off without him.

Posted by Abu Uluque 2009-10-25 13:14|| 2009-10-25 13:14|| Front Page Top

#8 The Pic for this seems out-of-place.

CrazyFool, that's Mrs. Obama's memory of the occasion, sitting in her father's lap. Do have some respect! ;-)

Posted by trailing wife">trailing wife 2009-10-25 13:58|| 2009-10-25 13:58|| Front Page Top

#9 That's nice that he is working on firming up his backside, though. Playgirl's substantial male "readership" (conservative estimate is 50%, but probably much more) will appreciate his efforts.

Posted by Cornsilk Blondie 2009-10-25 14:41|| 2009-10-25 14:41|| Front Page Top

#10 "I know I appreciate Raw Muscle Milky Glutes"

/Andrew Sullivan

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2009-10-25 15:10|| 2009-10-25 15:10|| Front Page Top

#11 Playgirl?

Didn't know that rag was still in business.

Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut 2009-10-25 15:53|| 2009-10-25 15:53|| Front Page Top

#12 It's not totally his fault. The stars got crossed-up somehow in coupling him with someone in the Palin family. That man is destined for someone equally white trash - Britney Spears.

Posted by Mike N. 2009-10-25 17:06|| 2009-10-25 17:06|| Front Page Top

#13 he was destined to be somebodies' absent sperm donor Daddy. He was lucky enough to be the Palin's daughter and high profile enough to not dig his own grave in the permafrost. Don't push it, punk. At some point, the attention you like ends, and the other.....begins

/Serious Todd

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2009-10-25 18:22|| 2009-10-25 18:22|| Front Page Top

#14 You missed an important line
The Samuri pointed to a tiy spedk on the point of his blade and said, "Yes he still flies, but he will no longer Reproduce"

Posted by Redneck Jim 2009-10-25 19:26|| 2009-10-25 19:26|| Front Page Top

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