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2009-11-16 -Lurid Crime Tales-

President of Chicago Board of Education Reportedly Kills Himself

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Posted by Scooter McGruder 2009-11-16 12:54|| || Front Page|| [8 views ] Top

#1 I'd find out where Dwight Schrute was....

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2009-11-16 13:22|| 2009-11-16 13:22|| Front Page Top

#2 "Youse wanna find Mr. Scott? He committed suicide right der in da usual place by da river. No foul play, call Jesse, tell him to wear a tie."

Posted by Muggsy Glink 2009-11-16 13:28|| 2009-11-16 13:28|| Front Page Top

#3 I don't pretend to know what goes on in a persons mind leading up to a suicide, so I guess a person could walk into a river to shot themselves, but I can't for the life of me figure out why the hell they would.

Posted by Mike N. 2009-11-16 13:37|| 2009-11-16 13:37|| Front Page Top

#4 At first look, the headline read President of Chicago Board of Ed Repeatedly Kills Himself.

Posted by SteveS 2009-11-16 13:42|| 2009-11-16 13:42|| Front Page Top

#5 Board of Ed huh? Did he have access to Zero's school records?

Posted by AlanC">AlanC 2009-11-16 13:49|| 2009-11-16 13:49|| Front Page Top

#6 Body in river. Gun beside body. Hmmmmm.

Posted by Deacon Blues">Deacon Blues 2009-11-16 14:30|| 2009-11-16 14:30|| Front Page Top

#7 If I were the superintendent of a dysfunctional school system like Chicago's, I might want to end it all, too.

Posted by Mike 2009-11-16 14:39|| 2009-11-16 14:39|| Front Page Top

#8 West Texas style is to shoot yourself in the head several times with a single shot small caliber rifle. Finding a river in West Texas is harder though.

Posted by AlmostAnonymous5839">AlmostAnonymous5839 2009-11-16 14:53|| 2009-11-16 14:53|| Front Page Top

#9 "Unfortunately, America loves Gunsd. We love guns to a point where that uh we see devastation of a daily basis. You don't blame a group."

Chicago Mayor Daley

Posted by Besoeker 2009-11-16 17:29|| 2009-11-16 17:29|| Front Page Top

#10 Time to audit the Chicago School System.

Posted by DMFD 2009-11-16 19:45|| 2009-11-16 19:45|| Front Page Top

#11 And audit the teachers pension fund.

Posted by 3dc 2009-11-16 21:46|| 2009-11-16 21:46|| Front Page Top

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