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2009-12-08 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Tiger Woods Now Linked To 10 Women Who Are Not His Wife

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Posted by GolfBravoUSMC 2009-12-08 00:14|| || Front Page|| [1 views ] Top

#1 I hope five to ten years from now we find them all toothless, still single, and working for minimum wage at a Waffle House.

Posted by Besoeker 2009-12-08 06:03|| 2009-12-08 06:03|| Front Page Top

#2 Hes just getting into the swing of things.

Posted by Oscar 2009-12-08 06:06|| 2009-12-08 06:06|| Front Page Top

#3 Tiger made the turn and is playing the Back Nine. Eight to go?

Posted by GolfBravoUSMC 2009-12-08 06:29|| 2009-12-08 06:29|| Front Page Top

#4 Well one is a shoe in for the Waffle House since she worked at the local Perkin's severing Tiger breakfast. Just hope these girls took this advice.

Posted by Don Vito Anginegum8261 2009-12-08 07:35|| 2009-12-08 07:35|| Front Page Top

#5 Woods is +10 after the first round?!

Posted by Spot">Spot 2009-12-08 08:07|| 2009-12-08 08:07|| Front Page Top

#6 ...I admire an overachiever as much as the next guy, but....

Mike

Posted by Mike Kozlowski 2009-12-08 08:30|| 2009-12-08 08:30|| Front Page Top

#7 Boy!! Is Bill Clinton jealous!!

Posted by AlanC">AlanC 2009-12-08 08:48|| 2009-12-08 08:48|| Front Page Top

#8 Sorry to everyone offended by this but genetically, successful men are "supposed" to have >1 females.

Posted by Bright Pebbles 2009-12-08 11:07|| 2009-12-08 11:07|| Front Page Top

#9 Hittin' the links.

Posted by swksvolFF 2009-12-08 11:16|| 2009-12-08 11:16|| Front Page Top

#10 another is a mysterious "sex-addicted cougar."

No phone number?

Posted by European Conservative 2009-12-08 11:17|| 2009-12-08 11:17|| Front Page Top

#11 new record: 10 straight hole-in-one's...

(We can probably keep this up all day.)

Posted by CrazyFool 2009-12-08 11:17|| 2009-12-08 11:17|| Front Page Top

#12 No way
Only Kimmie can achieve this

Posted by European Conservative 2009-12-08 11:19|| 2009-12-08 11:19|| Front Page Top

#13 Um...possibly you are right, Bright Pebbles, in regards to comment #8.

But it's considered bad taste to have them all at one time, especially when one's official mate is going to give birth at any moment.

Posted by Cornsilk Blondie 2009-12-08 11:32|| 2009-12-08 11:32|| Front Page Top

#14 CrazyFool

Maybe he thought the goal was to get a Ho-in-one?

P.S. The picture is of T-Mates at the Rio Secco Golf Club in Las Vegas. They are Forecaddies and will fix your ball marks and divots and also "clean your clubs and balls".

Posted by GolfBravoUSMC 2009-12-08 11:35|| 2009-12-08 11:35|| Front Page Top

#15 Personality demolition strategy (or is it tactic?)

1.- Predators
2.- Scavengers
3.- Cockroaches and Sarcophagidae

Posted by Willy 2009-12-08 12:03|| 2009-12-08 12:03|| Front Page Top

#16 T-Mates
Guests of Rio Secco golf club in Las Vegas can reserve a T-Mate who will serve as your personal golf concierge and host/hostess during your round.
What is a T-Mate...

Fun
Outgoing
Physically Fit
Reliable
Attractive
Great Personality
Entertaining
Supportive
Great Communicator
A T-Mate...

Greets the guest at the front door
Provides concierge services
Accompanies golfers throughout their round
Maintains scorecard
Registers guests in proshop
Assists in proshop purchases
Assists players on the green
Provides information
Creates a fun and exciting environment
Provides beverages
Calls in lunch orders
Replaces divots
Indicates yardages
Moves carts as needed
Supplies extra tees/ball markers/towels
Informs Players of obstacles

Posted by Beavis 2009-12-08 12:06|| 2009-12-08 12:06|| Front Page Top

#17 Skins tournament.

Scratch game.

Posted by swksvolFF 2009-12-08 12:28|| 2009-12-08 12:28|| Front Page Top

#18 I like the idea of BeaverTainment

Posted by 746 2009-12-08 12:34|| 2009-12-08 12:34|| Front Page Top

#19 Informs Players of obstacles

"Your Wife is downstairs"

Posted by Redneck Jim 2009-12-08 13:32|| 2009-12-08 13:32|| Front Page Top

#20 I got no problem with a guy swapping blondes in and out of his bed like golf clubs in and out of his bag, but if you're married and get the most of your money from endorsements, you are just asking for it. As ye reap...

Posted by Dar">Dar 2009-12-08 14:50|| 2009-12-08 14:50|| Front Page Top

#21 I got no problem with a guy swapping blondes in and out of his bed like golf clubs in and out of his bag, but if you're married and get the most of your money from endorsements, you are just asking for it. As ye reap...

Posted by Dar">Dar 2009-12-08 14:50|| 2009-12-08 14:50|| Front Page Top

#22 Whoops--got some kind of error when trying to post 1st comment and didn't think it went through--

Posted by Dar">Dar 2009-12-08 14:50|| 2009-12-08 14:50|| Front Page Top

#23 He's got one heckuva putter.

Posted by Deacon Blues">Deacon Blues 2009-12-08 15:04|| 2009-12-08 15:04|| Front Page Top

#24 ...and get the most of your money from endorsements

Well, if you're Bob, you'd be worried about Tiger taking your gig.

Posted by Procopius2k 2009-12-08 15:50|| 2009-12-08 15:50|| Front Page Top

#25 Who knew Tiger is really a Cheetah..

Posted by Tom- Pa 2009-12-08 15:59|| 2009-12-08 15:59|| Front Page Top

#26 I got no problem with a guy swapping blondes in and out of his bed like golf clubs in and out of his bag,

You might not Dar but WaPo's Eugene Robinson does:

Here's my real question, though: What's with the whole Barbie thing?

No offense to anyone who actually looks like Barbie, but it really is striking how much the women who've been linked to Woods resemble one another. I'm talking about the long hair, the specific body type, even the facial features. Mattel could sue for trademark infringement.

This may be the most interesting aspect of the whole Tiger Woods story -- and one of the most disappointing. He seems to have been bent on proving to himself that he could have any woman he wanted. But from the evidence, his aim wasn't variety but some kind of validation.

I'm making a big assumption here that the attraction for Woods was mostly physical, but there's no evidence thus far that he had a lot of time for deep conversation. If adultery is really about the power and satisfaction of conquest, Woods's self-esteem was apparently only boosted by bedding the kind of woman he thought other men lusted after -- the "Playmate of the Month" type that Hugh Hefner turned into the American gold standard.

But the world is full of beautiful women of all colors, shapes and sizes -- some with short hair or almond eyes, some with broad noses, some with yellow or brown skin. Woods appears to have bought into an "official" standard of beauty that is so conventional as to be almost oppressive.

Posted by Beavis 2009-12-08 16:05|| 2009-12-08 16:05|| Front Page Top

#27 /sillinous
Have to agree with Dar on this. Bet there are ton of parents out there who now have to explain this to their kids who want(ed) to be Tiger. It really does exemplify letting celebrity be the infallable teacher for our children. Now Tiger, whose passion to play golf is tainted - hows he going to play without an announcer snickering about him - is going to as a dad have to explain himself to his family, his kids.

Then there are the media whores who do not think this is a big deal except for the lack of diversity or want his exclusive. Nobody said Tiger was a good person, it was just assumed as much because of a well crafted image effort.
sillinous on

Every time his putters out, he's assured a gimmie.

Posted by swksvolFF 2009-12-08 16:17|| 2009-12-08 16:17|| Front Page Top

#28 So...Tiger is Racist against black because he didn't cheat with Black Women? Quick, Somebody warn all black males, you can't cheat with White Women!

Posted by Charles 2009-12-08 16:21|| 2009-12-08 16:21|| Front Page Top

#29 That's a good point, Beavis. Really, why would one restrict himself to just one particular look when there has to be a whole range of hair colors, skin colors, and eye colors--not to mention body types--throwing themselves at him? If I were in that position, I'd be looking to be the first kid on the block to collect the whole set!

I can't help but wonder if Tiger is exercising any domestic or sexual frustrations with his wife "by proxy"--or if he just looks at blue-eyed blondes as trophies given his mixed heritage. In any case, I'd say "more power to him" if he were single.

From the sounds of it, though, he soon will be!

Posted by Dar">Dar 2009-12-08 16:26|| 2009-12-08 16:26|| Front Page Top

#30 As said on FARK.COM > THE SUN [UK] IS THERE!

Posted by JosephMendiola">JosephMendiola 2009-12-08 18:09|| na]">[na] 2009-12-08 18:09|| Front Page Top

#31 Gatorade pulled their sponsorship today (HUGE!) and most other marketers with Tiger ads are pulling them. Mister $1 Billion will be down by half after Elin and the economy get to him. Seldom has anyone fallen farther faster. As a local radio guy, Cookie Chainsaw Randolph, said this AM: "He makes John Daley look good"

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2009-12-08 18:23|| 2009-12-08 18:23|| Front Page Top

#32 Bimbo Eruption Alert

Number 11?

Posted by GolfBravoUSMC 2009-12-08 18:42|| 2009-12-08 18:42|| Front Page Top

#33 #31

He'll be able to buy Ramen noodles, like others of us.

Posted by Mizzou Mafia 2009-12-08 19:46|| 2009-12-08 19:46|| Front Page Top

#34

And what about me? That SOB breezed through here and didn't even leave a couple of lines!

Posted by KBK 2009-12-08 19:57|| 2009-12-08 19:57|| Front Page Top

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