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2009-12-10 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Glenmore 2009-12-10 14:25|| || Front Page|| [1 views ] Top

#1 I'll drink to that.

Posted by Ching Pettigrew 2009-12-10 14:44|| 2009-12-10 14:44|| Front Page Top

#2 Since the medical insurance won't cover it, that means I can claim the 6-packs as medical writeoff on my taxes, WooHoo!

Posted by AlmostAnonymous5839">AlmostAnonymous5839 2009-12-10 14:53|| 2009-12-10 14:53|| Front Page Top

#3 Beer, beer, three cheers for beer
It's my way of keeping my mind fresh and clear

Posted by Mike 2009-12-10 14:54|| 2009-12-10 14:54|| Front Page Top

#4 On topic of anecdotal data..............

My old man died of Prostrate cancer and definitely did not have a beer shortage. I'd guess he averaged 4 - 6 cans a night for 20 years.

Posted by AlanC">AlanC 2009-12-10 14:59|| 2009-12-10 14:59|| Front Page Top

#5 Drinks on the house!

Posted by eltoroverde 2009-12-10 17:57|| 2009-12-10 17:57|| Front Page Top

#6 As Cliff, in his infinite wisdom, said to Norm:
"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.

"This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.

"Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine!"

Posted by Dar">Dar 2009-12-10 18:36|| 2009-12-10 18:36|| Front Page Top

#7 beer. Is there anything it can't do?

/Homer

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2009-12-10 21:08|| 2009-12-10 21:08|| Front Page Top

#8 My old man died of Prostrate cancer and definitely did not have a beer shortage. I'd guess he averaged 4 - 6 cans a night for 20 years.

I have to ask, What brand?
I want to know the type that did him No good.

Posted by Redneck Jim 2009-12-10 21:56|| 2009-12-10 21:56|| Front Page Top

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