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2010-05-14 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Sex-starved Skippy is keeping women on the hop in outback

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Posted by Steve White 2010-05-14 08:17|| || Front Page|| [3 views ] Top

#1 With his male pride on full alert, he started circling me. 'There was no doubt about what he wanted, the randy old thing. 'It was a huge kangaroo and quite intimidating.

The Aussies have a certain way with words. I wonder if Roo is listed on the National Sex Offender Registry? :)

Posted by JohnQC 2010-05-14 08:38|| 2010-05-14 08:38|| Front Page Top

#2 I don't know, but this is funny:

There were reports that a male speedway fan confronted the kangaroo in a bid to scare it away, but came off second best when it punched him in the face.

Posted by lotp 2010-05-14 09:27|| 2010-05-14 09:27|| Front Page Top

#3 One of the all time worst movies was Matilda (1978), about a boxing kangaroo, starring Elliott Gould. It was a stinker from stinkersville, and featured an animatronic kangaroo that looked like a hideous demon. Which is not a good look for a children's movie cute animal.

Its IMDb rating is 3.2.

[regarding Bernie taking baby kangaroo 'Junior' to the gym]

Kathleen Smith: Bernie, it's inhuman to do that to a baby kangaroo! It's inhuman!

Bernie Bonnelli: Has anyone ever told you that you're always repeating yourself? This is no ordinary kangaroo... Junior's different. Remember who his father was.

Posted by Anonymoose 2010-05-14 09:56|| 2010-05-14 09:56|| Front Page Top

#4 'It was a huge kangaroo and quite intimidating. I yelled at him to go away, waved my hands about and let him know I wasn't interested, but he was persistent - I'll give him that.'

Are you sure it wasn't just a guy in a kangaroo suit? :-)

Posted by gorb 2010-05-14 23:36|| 2010-05-14 23:36|| Front Page Top

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