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Jews Used Witchcraft on Prisoners, Made Me Feel a Cat Was Trying to Penetrate Me

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Posted by tipper 2010-12-20 10:25|| || Front Page|| [3 views ] Top

#1 Turned me into a newt. Now, if you can imagine a cat trying to rape a newt...

Posted by Anonymoose 2010-12-20 12:11|| 2010-12-20 12:11|| Front Page Top

#2 Dang, our use of witchcraft is highly classified, now they are gonna know....
Seriously, we are up against the 7th century morons here, and literally they have no idea what we are talking about most of the time.

Posted by NoMoreBS 2010-12-20 15:41|| 2010-12-20 15:41|| Front Page Top

#3 Would you guys please STFU! Your not supposed to say anything!

Jeeze... just try to keep a secret around here..

Posted by Haliburton Witchcraft and Spellcasters Division 2010-12-20 15:46|| 2010-12-20 15:46|| Front Page Top

#4 Meh, nothing to see here, some cousin of TW just did the claws on some oppressed sucker.

Posted by Zombie Hillary Lover 2010-12-20 15:55|| 2010-12-20 15:55|| Front Page Top

#5 Damn muggles.

Posted by DarthVader 2010-12-20 15:56|| 2010-12-20 15:56|| Front Page Top

#6 How would he know what being penetrated by a cat felt like?

Posted by trailing wife 2010-12-20 17:33|| 2010-12-20 17:33|| Front Page Top

#7 How would he know what being penetrated by a cat felt like?
Posted by: trailing wife 2010-12-20 17:33

My nomination for Snark 'O The Day. Well done!

Posted by OldSpook 2010-12-20 17:45|| 2010-12-20 17:45|| Front Page Top

#8 Seriously, we are up against the 7th century morons here.

Time to train our interrogators in sleight of hand, and ship some special effects effects technicians down there.

Posted by CincinnatusChili 2010-12-20 17:46|| 2010-12-20 17:46|| Front Page Top

#9 "How would he know what being penetrated by a cat felt like?"

Perhaps sometime in the past he and his ~~butt-~~buddies ran out of goats?

Posted by Barbara Skolaut 2010-12-20 18:41|| 2010-12-20 18:41|| Front Page Top

#10 How the hell did they find a cat dumb enough to try to penetrate one of them?

Posted by Rob Crawford 2010-12-20 19:08|| 2010-12-20 19:08|| Front Page Top

#11 He is now known as Claude Bawls.

Posted by Deacon Blues 2010-12-20 19:28|| 2010-12-20 19:28|| Front Page Top

#12 Wait...we have a Witchcraft Division?!!! Dammit, why did I sign up for that instead of trying to lose drill bits.

Sadly, I just got back from North Dakota yesterday....and I'm going back tomorrow. Hey, maybe I can use voodoo and 'lose' this bit just before we hit TD. That would be funny. I wouldn't mind an extra week's pay.

Posted by Silentbrick - Lost Drill Bit Division - Halliburton 2010-12-20 20:03|| 2010-12-20 20:03|| Front Page Top

#13 This one's for you, Walid...

Posted by tu3031 2010-12-20 20:06|| 2010-12-20 20:06|| Front Page Top

#14 Goddam it, Deacon! You owe me a new monitor!

Posted by Barbara Skolaut 2010-12-20 22:04|| 2010-12-20 22:04|| Front Page Top

#15 Deacon, go to your room.

Posted by Pappy 2010-12-20 22:41|| 2010-12-20 22:41|| Front Page Top

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