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2010-12-26 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Charbroiling a 16oz Steak over a Pilot Light

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Posted by GolfBravoUSMC 2010-12-26 13:20|| || Front Page|| [3 views ] Top

#1 Maybe Crystal will finally be the lucky bimbo he croaks on top of?

Posted by tu3031 2010-12-26 13:40|| 2010-12-26 13:40|| Front Page Top

#2 Pre-nuptial agreement

Posted by john frum 2010-12-26 13:48|| 2010-12-26 13:48|| Front Page Top

#3 Will...

Posted by tu3031 2010-12-26 13:51|| 2010-12-26 13:51|| Front Page Top

#4 Think of the viagra endorsement ad opportunities.

Posted by Penguin 2010-12-26 14:09|| 2010-12-26 14:09|| Front Page Top

#5 Cheaper than a private nurse that keeps her mouth shut.

Posted by Water Modem 2010-12-26 14:14|| 2010-12-26 14:14|| Front Page Top

#6 I'd be surprised if she doesn't charge him with assault with a dead weapon.

Posted by Deacon Blues 2010-12-26 17:46|| 2010-12-26 17:46|| Front Page Top

#7 "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." -- George Burns

Posted by Anonymoose 2010-12-26 18:47|| 2010-12-26 18:47|| Front Page Top

#8 "Sex at 90 is like trying to shove a wet noodle up a wildcat's ass". Me.

Posted by Deacon Blues 2010-12-26 19:01|| 2010-12-26 19:01|| Front Page Top

#9 Yer not 90 yet, Deacon - guess you don't figure things getting any better from here.

Posted by Glenmore 2010-12-26 19:30|| 2010-12-26 19:30|| Front Page Top

#10 When I gave Crystal (Harris) the ring, she burst into tears

She's probably high on feeling "better" due to knowing she "beat" all those other playmates that tried for Hef and failed. That feeling will get them through the first 3 ~~months~~years of marriage...then its all downhill from there.

Posted by Fire and Ice 2010-12-26 19:31|| 2010-12-26 19:31|| Front Page Top

#11 Remain stalwart Deacon. I'm confident you'll find a way to lick the problem.

Posted by Besoeker 2010-12-26 19:34|| 2010-12-26 19:34|| Front Page Top

#12 Or she sees his buns of steel headed to the loo in full light. Whichever comes first. THEN it is all downhill.

Posted by Fire and Ice 2010-12-26 19:34|| 2010-12-26 19:34|| Front Page Top

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