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2011-01-24 Caribbean-Latin America

Chavez: I will be president until 2019

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Posted by Fred 2011-01-24 00:00|| || Front Page|| [3 views ] Top
File under: Commies

#1 "I will be your servant until 2019 and then, good-bye," said Chavez.

10) Because by then there will be nothing left to plunder.

9) And then I will retire in Iran. If they are still there.

8) And then I will be drawn and quartered by angry masses who have nothing left to lose.

7) And then my parrot will peck my eye out for nationalizing him.

6) At which time I will head off to Cuba to attend Harry Belafonte's funeral and Venezuela won't let me back in.

5) After which a fatwah will be issued against me and one of the local moderate muslims will run me down with his camel.

4) Then I will sneak off to North Korea for cancer treatment, only to be eaten as soon as I get off the plane.

3) At which time I will head off to Cuba to replace the ailing Fidel Castro.

2) At which time my fawning subjects will appoint me to be king.

1) And then I will head off to the US to be Obean's running mate in the 2020 elections.

Posted by gorb 2011-01-24 01:21|| 2011-01-24 01:21|| Front Page Top

#2 Hopefully his demise will be sooner, and somewhere in character between that of Mussolini and Nicolae Ceauşescu.

Posted by Anonymoose 2011-01-24 09:45|| 2011-01-24 09:45|| Front Page Top

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