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2011-05-21 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Moose run-in hospitalizes Canadian senator

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Posted by Fred 2011-05-21 00:00|| || Front Page|| [3 views ] Top

#1 Uh, uh, MOOSIES - WHY DO THEY HATE US???

Gut nuthin.

You just know PETER SCOLARI is involved somehow.

Posted by JosephMendiola 2011-05-21 00:17|| 2011-05-21 00:17|| Front Page Top

#2 I think it was Anonymoose. He's seemed kinda grumpy lately.

Posted by Fred 2011-05-21 10:21|| 2011-05-21 10:21|| Front Page Top

#3 You see, this is why we need Sarah Palin in government in some capacity or other. It'll keep the mooses at bay.

Posted by Thing From Snowy Mountain 2011-05-21 10:46|| 2011-05-21 10:46|| Front Page Top

#4 Al-Aska Paul can embellish with stories I'm sure (after he's risen from celebrating his wedding anniversary....should be around 4PM), but Moose can really do damage. High weight and center of gravity = clears the grill and comes intact through the windshield in a way you don't want to see first hand

Posted by Frank G on the road 2011-05-21 12:18|| 2011-05-21 12:18|| Front Page Top

#5 Mass and inertia. Yes, moose get to make that 'one last great act of defiance' to the inattentive driver.

Posted by Procopius2k 2011-05-21 13:56|| 2011-05-21 13:56|| Front Page Top

#6 Neither Bullwinkle nor Rocky were for comment.

Posted by CrazyFool 2011-05-21 14:24|| 2011-05-21 14:24|| Front Page Top

#7 I saw the remains of a semi that hit a moose at 45MPH. The moose broke the motor mounts of that huge diesel engine, and turned it sideways. The driver escaped with broken legs and a cut on his forehead. The truck was a total loss. This is the time of year when moose are moving around the most, so triple care must be taken.

Posted by Old Patriot 2011-05-21 14:50|| 2011-05-21 14:50|| Front Page Top

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