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2011-10-05 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Topless photo scandal on eve of Spanish duchess's wedding

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Posted by Fred 2011-10-05 00:00|| || Front Page|| [4 views ] Top

#1 Well I guess you are never too old to be a "Cougar".

Posted by Fat Bob Bourbon9196 2011-10-05 01:00|| 2011-10-05 01:00|| Front Page Top

#2 She didn't get hit by the ugly stick, she IS the ugly stick.

Posted by Spot 2011-10-05 08:04|| 2011-10-05 08:04|| Front Page Top

#3 I've seen this movie before. Spain - check, Duchess of Alba - check, bare breasted scandal - check. They just recycle this stuff anymore.

Posted by Procopius2k 2011-10-05 08:17|| 2011-10-05 08:17|| Front Page Top

#4 Wasn't she in the movie Dark Crystal?

Posted by Creregum Glolump8403 2011-10-05 08:37|| 2011-10-05 08:37|| Front Page Top

#5 Ron Perlman in drag?

Posted by Frank G 2011-10-05 08:48|| 2011-10-05 08:48|| Front Page Top

#6 Wait. I thought the Duchess of Alba's first name was Jessica.

Posted by Rob Crawford 2011-10-05 10:09|| 2011-10-05 10:09|| Front Page Top

#7 Why does my coffee suddenly taste like ass?

Posted by swksvolFF 2011-10-05 12:10|| 2011-10-05 12:10|| Front Page Top

#8 The wedding pics

Posted by tipper 2011-10-05 12:16|| 2011-10-05 12:16|| Front Page Top

#9 Words fail.

I looked through the wedding pics (morbid curiosity) and had to go through a few before I found one with anyone smiling, or that I could be reasonably certain was a smile and not a rictus of (fill in the blank).

Best of luck, duchess.

Posted by Whiskey Mike 2011-10-05 13:54|| 2011-10-05 13:54|| Front Page Top

#10 Clearly she has overdone the Botox, which could explain a great deal. He is a handsome man for his age though, and at least on his wedding day was keeping careful watch to make sure she didn't fall and break a hip.

Posted by trailing wife 2011-10-05 14:29|| 2011-10-05 14:29|| Front Page Top

#11 The Duchess of AH MY EYES!!

Posted by mojo 2011-10-05 16:00|| 2011-10-05 16:00|| Front Page Top

#12 That's Nancy Pelosi in about...2 years.
Woah...

Posted by tu3031 2011-10-05 16:57|| 2011-10-05 16:57|| Front Page Top

#13 Her plastic surgeons really did not do her any favors, not only with the Botox but also with the silicone injections.

Still she holds the world record for the most aristocratic titles, possessing at least 44 noble titles and 150 hereditary ones and at 85 she danced flamenco, more or less, at her wedding. She looks to be significantly more lively than some 65 year old people I know.

Posted by lotp 2011-10-05 17:25|| 2011-10-05 17:25|| Front Page Top

#14 at 85 she danced ~~St. Vitus' Dance~~ flamenco, more or less, at her wedding

Posted by Frank G 2011-10-05 20:46|| 2011-10-05 20:46|| Front Page Top

#15 I didn't get past the fourth picture. That which has been seen cannot be unseen. Time for some ritual mortification.

Posted by Secret Asian Man (New Delhi) 2011-10-05 22:20|| 2011-10-05 22:20|| Front Page Top

#16 Lotp yes, yes you are so good to mention that. Her body language shows me that she wants this. His body language however is quite distant. I wonder if she had a prenuptial agreement. Men seem to get away with this easier then women. The marriage between Jackie and Aristotle Onassis comes to mind.

Posted by Dale 2011-10-05 22:55|| 2011-10-05 22:55|| Front Page Top

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