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2011-10-06 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Wife who killed and cooked her newlywed husband seeks parole

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Posted by Fred 2011-10-06 00:00|| || Front Page|| [1 views ] Top

#1 Uh, uh, WHEN AM = LUNCH = PM POP TARTS JUST WON'T DO ANYMORE FOR REGULAR MEALS???

gut nuthin.

Posted by JosephMendiola 2011-10-06 00:06|| 2011-10-06 00:06|| Front Page Top

#2 Here is a good looking picture of cannibal woman.

For some reason, the press are loathe to publish picture of her that look good.

Posted by Anonymoose 2011-10-06 09:55|| 2011-10-06 09:55|| Front Page Top

#3 This woman is the female version of Dr. Hannibal Lecter.

She should be in a private cell, until say, Doomsday.

Posted by Anonymoose 2011-10-06 10:08|| 2011-10-06 10:08|| Front Page Top

#4 Or even two weeks later...

Posted by Fred 2011-10-06 11:05|| 2011-10-06 11:05|| Front Page Top

#5 Nonsense, gentlemen. Have you no compassion? This woman is a poor widow, bereft of masculine support and living in a strange culture. [/snark]

Posted by lotp 2011-10-06 13:12|| 2011-10-06 13:12|| Front Page Top

#6 Did he taste like chicken?

I'll go to my room.

Posted by Barbara 2011-10-06 13:25|| 2011-10-06 13:25|| Front Page Top

#7 Uh, lady? You're Human, not H'nemthe.

Posted by Korora 2011-10-06 13:48|| 2011-10-06 13:48|| Front Page Top

#8 A psychiatrist testified that she confessed to cooking her husband's ribs barbecue-style and tasting them but later denied engaging in cannibalism. He said he believed she was psychotic when she killed Nelson.

Jeez, what gave it away, doc?

Posted by tu3031 2011-10-06 14:38|| 2011-10-06 14:38|| Front Page Top

#9 his client was circumcised as a child growing up in a squalid section of Cairo True for a large %-age of Egyptian women, most of whom seem to treat their husbands more humanely. Maybe her grandmother bit her before she was born.

Posted by Anguper Hupomosing9418 2011-10-06 14:53|| 2011-10-06 14:53|| Front Page Top

#10 Here is a good looking picture of cannibal woman.

For some reason, the press are loathe to publish picture of her that look good.

Skinny little thing. She's obviously not getting enough protein. (Excellent advice from The Book of Eli: Always check the hands!)

Posted by Pollyandrew 2011-10-06 15:13|| 2011-10-06 15:13|| Front Page Top

#11 If released, she plans to seek employment in the restaurant industry.

Posted by Mike 2011-10-06 15:19|| 2011-10-06 15:19|| Front Page Top

#12 Pollyandrew: I'm thinking Atkins diet. If all you eat is meat and fat, you'll get skinny as a rail. However, if you get into the "carb werewolf" mode, nobody better get between you and the dessert cart.

Posted by Anonymoose 2011-10-06 19:13|| 2011-10-06 19:13|| Front Page Top

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