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2012-10-14 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Worker Dies After Being Cooked In Tuna Plant Oven

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Posted by Fred 2012-10-14 00:00|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [221 views ] Top

#1 Shit, Johnson, there goes that batch...

Posted by tu3031 2012-10-14 00:26|| 2012-10-14 00:26|| Front Page Top

#2 I wonder if the poor fellow suffered a heart attack.

Posted by Alaska Paul 2012-10-14 01:14|| 2012-10-14 01:14|| Front Page Top

#3 Clean up, aisle three.

Posted by Whiskey Mike 2012-10-14 04:04|| 2012-10-14 04:04|| Front Page Top

#4 "Bumble Bee" tuna, who buys it? The name is too 60's, too anglo and non-inclusive. I recommend a name change. Any suggestions....?

Posted by Besoeker 2012-10-14 04:05|| 2012-10-14 04:05|| Front Page Top

#5 It's also usually grainy as hell. No good.

Posted by Shipman 2012-10-14 05:34|| 2012-10-14 05:34|| Front Page Top

#6 Sorry, Charlie.

Posted by no mo uro 2012-10-14 05:48|| 2012-10-14 05:48|| Front Page Top

#7 Any suggestions....?

In honor of Mr. Melena, Soylent Beige.

Posted by Procopius2k 2012-10-14 08:40|| 2012-10-14 08:40|| Front Page Top

#8 Something about this death is fishy...

Posted by Bright Pebbles 2012-10-14 09:10|| 2012-10-14 09:10|| Front Page Top

#9 I'm not buying the spokesman's statement - It sounds canned.

Posted by GORT 2012-10-14 13:03|| 2012-10-14 13:03|| Front Page Top

#10 Dear Mrs. Melena,
Please accept our sincere condolences on the cooking of your husband.
Regards,
Pat Menke
Bumble Bee Foods

Posted by Pat Menke:Bumble Bee Foods 2012-10-14 14:22|| 2012-10-14 14:22|| Front Page Top

#11 And his remains will be returned to you in a convenient ring-pull can...

Posted by Grunter 2012-10-14 15:15|| 2012-10-14 15:15|| Front Page Top

#12 #6 Sorry, ~~Charlie~~ Carlos.
Posted by: no mo uro 2012-10-14 05:48

fify.....

Posted by Uncle Phester 2012-10-14 15:46|| 2012-10-14 15:46|| Front Page Top

#13 wonder how this impacts Bumble Bee's carbon credits????

Posted by USN, Ret. 2012-10-14 19:23|| 2012-10-14 19:23|| Front Page Top

#14 Y'all are relentless. Keep it up. ;-p

Posted by Barbara 2012-10-14 20:43|| 2012-10-14 20:43|| Front Page Top

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