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2012-11-09 -Lurid Crime Tales-
Robbery Thwarted After Chinese Restaurant Workers Fail To Understand Demands
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Posted by Fred 2012-11-09 00:00|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [696 views ]  Top

#1 Next time, use the fire extinguisher to open the register.
Posted by Perfesser 2012-11-09 09:57||   2012-11-09 09:57|| Front Page Top

#2 Hey Rantburg ... we obviously eat at the same place :-)
Posted by Raider 2012-11-09 10:39||   2012-11-09 10:39|| Front Page Top

#3 I've found that if you're polite and nice and tip well their English improves considerably.
Posted by Thing From Snowy Mountain 2012-11-09 11:42||   2012-11-09 11:42|| Front Page Top

#4 Back in my office days I sometimes served as interpreter for the secretary calling the Chinese restaurant with a phone order. "Sh'lim?" "That means 'shrimp'".
Posted by Anguper Hupomosing9418 2012-11-09 15:19||   2012-11-09 15:19|| Front Page Top

#5 D *** NG IT, clearly these guys need to be reported to the Prowler's Union of Bedrock for missing their meeting, classes on international relations, + trying to rob people whom don't understand you.
Posted by JosephMendiola 2012-11-09 21:14||   2012-11-09 21:14|| Front Page Top

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