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2013-02-01 Home Front: Politix
How to Win a Negotiation With Obama
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Posted by g(r)omgoru 2013-02-01 09:40|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [288 views ]  Top

#1 Just tell him you don't negotiate with adolescents.
Posted by JohnQC 2013-02-01 10:07||   2013-02-01 10:07|| Front Page Top

#2 Of course, you will have to put up with the glares, getting put on the enemies list, and the pounding of fists. Maybe the throwing of shoes too.
Posted by JohnQC 2013-02-01 10:24||   2013-02-01 10:24|| Front Page Top

#3 Easy. Become a foreign enemy. He'll bow to you...
Posted by Steve White 2013-02-01 10:25||   2013-02-01 10:25|| Front Page Top

#4 Say you are a caddy.
Posted by swksvolFF 2013-02-01 11:09||   2013-02-01 11:09|| Front Page Top

#5 The way to win a negotiation with Champ is to not negotiate with Champ. Tell him how it's gonna be, ignore the cry baby routine, the. When his tantrum is over do what you said you were going to do.

Btw - this also works well on young children.
Posted by Titus Ulans4144 2013-02-01 11:58||   2013-02-01 11:58|| Front Page Top

#6 Nobody actually clicked the link, eh?
Posted by g(r)omgoru 2013-02-01 13:24||   2013-02-01 13:24|| Front Page Top

#7 Did we need to?
Posted by Steve White 2013-02-01 15:29||   2013-02-01 15:29|| Front Page Top

#8 I suspect the best way is to wear a Chewbacca mask and give him orders.
Posted by Silentbrick - Schlumberger Squishy Mud Division 2013-02-01 16:31||   2013-02-01 16:31|| Front Page Top

#9 Putin isn't at the table.
Posted by Pappy 2013-02-01 16:52||   2013-02-01 16:52|| Front Page Top

#10 Be a Klingon. Like his wife...
Posted by tu3031 2013-02-01 21:56||   2013-02-01 21:56|| Front Page Top

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