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2013-08-12 -Short Attention Span Theater-

My Dad Kept Staring at the Female Teenager

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Posted by g(r)omgoru 2013-08-12 05:14|| || Front Page|| [7 views ] Top

#1 HA HA that was a good one. Irish old gentleman sitting at the bar sipping his mug of bear seemingly oblivious to the world around him. A black man burst in and exclaims "bout time!. letting black folk in this place". The old gentleman puts his beer down and calmly said, " there was a time they wouldn't let a good Irish Catholic in this here tavern. Then later on, old blue (a patron dog laying in the corner) over there was allowed in this here tavern. Yes, everything comes to him who waits". Then he just proceeds to sip his beer. The whole place burst out laughing and the dark complected chap.

Posted by Dale 2013-08-12 07:49|| 2013-08-12 07:49|| Front Page Top

#2 Has this War on Peacocks (TM) not gone far enough...?

Posted by Uncle Phester 2013-08-12 12:37|| 2013-08-12 12:37|| Front Page Top

#3 LOL.....

In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid
Got stoned once and screwed a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my daughter."

Posted by Shipman 2013-08-12 18:23|| 2013-08-12 18:23|| Front Page Top

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