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2014-01-20 Home Front: WoT

Trespasser Freed From Pipe At NJ Water Plant, Faces Criminal Charges

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Posted by trailing wife 2014-01-20 00:00|| || Front Page|| [7 views ] Top

#1 You start fucking around with our water system and I guarantee an astonishing blowback, it will be primal and unplanned.

Posted by Shipman 2014-01-20 08:33|| 2014-01-20 08:33|| Front Page Top

#2 Primal and unplanned. I like it.

Posted by Javinter Angeaque8402 2014-01-20 08:59|| 2014-01-20 08:59|| Front Page Top

#3 Primal, unplanned, and unannounced. Just gets better and better.

Posted by Besoeker 2014-01-20 09:08|| 2014-01-20 09:08|| Front Page Top

#4 Primal, unplanned, unannounced, and unhealthy.

Posted by CrazyFool 2014-01-20 10:39|| 2014-01-20 10:39|| Front Page Top

#5 As punishment he shall crawl through and clean out the sewer lines. The ones leading to Taco Bell. It's reasonable, since he likes crawling through S&WB pipes.

Posted by Glenmore 2014-01-20 11:50|| 2014-01-20 11:50|| Front Page Top

#6 As they say out west:

"Shoot, shovel, silence..."

Posted by Steve White 2014-01-20 14:44|| 2014-01-20 14:44|| Front Page Top

#7 "This was a person that purposely climbed a six-foot fence with three or four layers of barbed wire on top," Henning said.

His defense attorney will claim that the lack of prominent multi-linguistic warning signs means that the operators really really didn't mean to inhibit casual trespassers. Therefore his client should be found not guilty and fault assessed upon the plant operators.

(these days, no sarc)

Posted by Procopius2k 2014-01-20 15:50|| 2014-01-20 15:50|| Front Page Top

#8 Primal and unplanned.
Primal, unplanned, and unannounced.
Primal, unplanned, unannounced, and unhealthy.
Nobody expects a United Water Plant inquisition.

Posted by BrerRabbit 2014-01-20 18:27|| 2014-01-20 18:27|| Front Page Top

#9 Snark of the day goes to Brer Rabbit!

With a grape cluster for the subtle Monty Python reference -- well done!

Posted by trailing wife 2014-01-20 18:59|| 2014-01-20 18:59|| Front Page Top

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