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2014-04-10 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Massachusetts Home Intruder Turns Out to be a Duck

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Posted by Fred 2014-04-10 00:00|| || Front Page|| [4 views ] Top

#1 Considering it's Massachusetts, I'm surprised the cops didn't arrest the woman for harboring a wildfowl without a permit.

Posted by Pappy 2014-04-10 09:35|| 2014-04-10 09:35|| Front Page Top

#2 Wonder what the response time was, if it was an intruder with mallard intention.

Posted by swksvolFF 2014-04-10 11:34|| 2014-04-10 11:34|| Front Page Top

#3 If she'd just (a) had a firearm, and (b) shot the intruder, she'd have dinner!

Posted by Barbara 2014-04-10 13:19|| 2014-04-10 13:19|| Front Page Top

#4 A wood duck? Good lord Barb you gotta think of your teefs.

/olde, verily.

Posted by Shipman 2014-04-10 15:52|| 2014-04-10 15:52|| Front Page Top

#5 Why a duck?

Posted by Groucho 2014-04-10 17:19|| 2014-04-10 17:19|| Front Page Top

#6 Barb, if she had a gun she would be in jail for both the gun and for shooting an unarmed intruder AND the greenies would be after her too.

This IS Massaholia after all.

Posted by AlanC 2014-04-10 18:36|| 2014-04-10 18:36|| Front Page Top

#7 If it quacks like a duck...

In some parts of the world, we put screens over the chimney flue to keep out fowl and the odd badger.

Posted by SteveS 2014-04-10 21:08|| 2014-04-10 21:08|| Front Page Top

#8 They could have at least tazed it or something.

Posted by gorb 2014-04-10 22:35|| 2014-04-10 22:35|| Front Page Top

#9 didn' t the aflac duck just get out of the hospital?

Posted by USN,ret 2014-04-10 23:09|| 2014-04-10 23:09|| Front Page Top

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