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2014-06-14 Caucasus/Russia/Central Asia

Ukraine violates Russia's border: Moscow

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Posted by Fred 2014-06-14 00:00|| || Front Page|| [1 views ] Top

#1 "3400 rubles each to drive across the border and park?"
-"That's what he says."
"How far?"
-"Maybe 100-150 meters."
"Then what?"
-"His cousin is having a party. We can hang out there(genially flicks under jaw). Whaddya say?
"Can we trust him?"
-Who knows, he's Russian, probably FSB, but the Vodka should be good."
"OK. but I want dollars not Rubles and the Vodka better be good!"
-I'll tell him, hey call your cousin Vaoldya maybe he'll drive up to."
"Operation Millerovo underway!"

Posted by jefe101 2014-06-14 12:30|| 2014-06-14 12:30|| Front Page Top

#2 alternate version "The Millerovo Honeypot"

A: "You said she lives close to here?"
B: "I can't see in the dark, where the @#$ are we?"
C: "Close now boys, stay sharp, she has 4 sisters."
B: "Last time you said 5!"
A: "Whaoa, is it 4 or 5, maybe this wasn't such a good idea. How'd you meet her?"
C: "On this website, here look at the pictures"
B: "WTF!"
A: "This is a picture of Justin Bieber."
B: "Why does Justin have ^&*(lady parts) in this picture?"
C: "I will beat you!"
All depart vehicle at high rate of speed.
Meanwhile, somewhere south.....
A2: "Fire her up boys, we just got invited to a party!"
B2: "By Who?"
A2: "This girl I met, she has 5 sisters!"
B2: "Father is away?"
A2: "(smiling) In Donetsk!"
B2: "I'll get the guys, how do you know her?"
A2: "Details are not important right now. I'll tell you along the way, let's roll!"

Posted by jefe101 2014-06-14 12:47|| 2014-06-14 12:47|| Front Page Top

#3 I heh'd. Twice

Posted by Frank G 2014-06-14 13:03|| 2014-06-14 13:03|| Front Page Top

#4 I merely LOL'd, took me a while.

Posted by Shipman 2014-06-14 14:34|| 2014-06-14 14:34|| Front Page Top

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