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2014-10-07 Science & Technology

Scientists say lab-grown pee-pees could be tested on humans within five years

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Posted by Fred 2014-10-07 00:00|| || Front Page|| [5 views ] Top

#1 So in follow on research, will the scientists be able to get ~~Republicans~~ politicians to grow some balls???

Posted by USN, Ret. 2014-10-07 00:21|| 2014-10-07 00:21|| Front Page Top

#2 1) get salamander tail...

Posted by Skidmark 2014-10-07 00:43|| 2014-10-07 00:43|| Front Page Top

#3 I was going to say this was nuts, then I realized that would be low.

Posted by OldSpook 2014-10-07 02:09|| 2014-10-07 02:09|| Front Page Top

#4 I'll take two.

Posted by gorb 2014-10-07 02:17|| 2014-10-07 02:17|| Front Page Top

#5 Interesting thread.

Posted by Besoeker 2014-10-07 03:23|| 2014-10-07 03:23|| Front Page Top

#6 h/t Instapundit "The next step, I suppose, is testing them on women."

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2014-10-07 03:41|| 2014-10-07 03:41|| Front Page Top

#7 Adopting too big of a willie
Will make the ambitious look silly:
They'll go boing, then go clunk,
Fall, propped up on their junk,
Flail arms, and cry "Get me down!" shrilly.

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2014-10-07 06:54|| 2014-10-07 06:54|| Front Page Top

#8 they can market it as 'Lie-ag-ra'.

Posted by Airandee 2014-10-07 07:52|| 2014-10-07 07:52|| Front Page Top

#9 There's a Hillary joke I here somewhere.
(I'll go to my room now.)

Posted by ed in texas 2014-10-07 07:57|| 2014-10-07 07:57|| Front Page Top

#10 in here somewhere
dang it

Posted by ed in texas 2014-10-07 07:58|| 2014-10-07 07:58|| Front Page Top

#11 Without functioning nerve cells what's the point? Especially in a world heading towards mandatory sitzpinkling.

Posted by Glenmore 2014-10-07 07:58|| 2014-10-07 07:58|| Front Page Top

#12 Why rabbits? Better market for Bulls.

Posted by Ebbusotch Ulomotle1640 2014-10-07 08:07|| 2014-10-07 08:07|| Front Page Top

#13 This world is coming to a head.

Posted by swksvolFF 2014-10-07 10:19|| 2014-10-07 10:19|| Front Page Top

#14 A certain clip from the movie 'Young Frankenstein' is called for here.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: For the experiment to be a success, all of the body parts must be enlarged.
Inga: In other vords: his veins, his feet, his hands, his organs vould all have to be increased in size.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Exactly.
Inga: He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: That goes without saying.
Inga: Voof.
Igor: He's going to be very popular.

Posted by Glenmore 2014-10-07 11:05|| 2014-10-07 11:05|| Front Page Top

#15 No one posted this yet?

Posted by Iblis 2014-10-07 11:25|| 2014-10-07 11:25|| Front Page Top

#16 Remember... it is only kinky the first time.

Posted by DarthVader 2014-10-07 11:49|| 2014-10-07 11:49|| Front Page Top

#17 Just don't put them near the lab-grown vaginas.

Posted by Deacon Blues 2014-10-07 12:18|| 2014-10-07 12:18|| Front Page Top

#18 Tomorrows Ad for W-FIRM

Got your Footlong Hot Dogs at W-FIRM's Red Hots
Where we guarantee, we won't let you down.

Wake Forest Institute for Regenerative Medicine = W-FIRM ;-)

Posted by Large Elmetle3509 2014-10-07 12:47|| 2014-10-07 12:47|| Front Page Top

#19 Channeling Mae West:

"So is that a banana in our test tube or are you happy to see me?"

Posted by USN, Ret. 2014-10-07 14:29|| 2014-10-07 14:29|| Front Page Top

#20 Ring me up when they've incorporated feathers.

Posted by Besoeker 2014-10-07 14:49|| 2014-10-07 14:49|| Front Page Top

#21 incorporated feathers

First hatched by proud cock-growing docs
Were stem cells and feathers in socks,
But they gathered in flocks
And were prone to the pox
And they panicked and fled from a fox.

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2014-10-07 15:08|| 2014-10-07 15:08|| Front Page Top

#22 Oh my, Zenobia F. That was truly... inspired. ;-)

Posted by trailing wife 2014-10-07 16:44|| 2014-10-07 16:44|| Front Page Top

#23 See, the body-part trafficing is on the rise.

Posted by Skidmark 2014-10-07 23:57|| 2014-10-07 23:57|| Front Page Top

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