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2014-11-07 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by badanov 2014-11-07 00:00|| || Front Page|| [4 views ] Top

#1 Old quote from PJ O'Rourke (I think) "If you've ever f@@@ed an Elementary Ed major you know exactly what's wrong with the school system"

Posted by Shipman 2014-11-07 06:45|| 2014-11-07 06:45|| Front Page Top

#2 I'll just fall back on "Those who can, do, and those who can't, teach."

Posted by ed in texas 2014-11-07 07:47|| 2014-11-07 07:47|| Front Page Top

#3 I do Shipman, the worst one I ever had, and she was as vapid as the smoke from my cigarette.

Posted by Woodrow Thud3213 2014-11-07 08:03|| 2014-11-07 08:03|| Front Page Top

#4 Gather all the students on graduation day. Organize them by major and then line them up by group IQ from highest to lowest.

The El Ed majors will be at the end. And right next to them will be the J-school grads.

Posted by Steve White 2014-11-07 08:09|| 2014-11-07 08:09|| Front Page Top

#5 ...I think the separation there is measured in picometers.

Posted by Procopius2k 2014-11-07 08:56|| 2014-11-07 08:56|| Front Page Top

#6 Oooooo, you said punch and sex in the same headline! I'm all trembly now!

Posted by AlmostAnonymous5839 2014-11-07 09:42|| 2014-11-07 09:42|| Front Page Top

#7 The only beings dumber than the teachers are half the parents, which is why they ended up having to teach sex ed in schools. The important part being: this is a condom. Use it or you might get aids/hepatitis/chlamydia/pregnant.

Posted by Anon1 2014-11-07 18:35|| 2014-11-07 18:35|| Front Page Top

#8 Wasn't Obumbles going to appoint someone as Education Czar (or the lesser post of Secretary) or something which supported teaching all sorts of deviant 'sex' behaviour in elementry school - including but not limited to 'fisting'. As I recall he had a website and a 'kit' he gave out.

Posted by CrazyFool 2014-11-07 18:40|| 2014-11-07 18:40|| Front Page Top

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