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2014-12-24 Fifth Column
Jane Fonda to build shrine of herself
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Posted by badanov 2014-12-24 00:00|| || Front Page|| [5 views ]  Top

#1 It'll be a good day when this despicable bitch gets sent to hell.
Posted by tu3031 2014-12-24 02:19||   2014-12-24 02:19|| Front Page Top

#2 NPD
Posted by Bright Pebbles 2014-12-24 05:09||   2014-12-24 05:09|| Front Page Top

#3 The “shrine” will be a small place filled with items that remind Fonda of “the qualities that represent my best self.”

Yes, very "small place"...nearly subatomic in size.
Posted by Besoeker 2014-12-24 05:45||   2014-12-24 05:45|| Front Page Top

#4 I am ready for my closeup!
Posted by Shipman 2014-12-24 07:02||   2014-12-24 07:02|| Front Page Top

#5 "She’ll spend the new year collecting objects"
OK, I'll play...
A run-over beer can... a bent nail... one rubber boot found by the side of the road... an August 1982 TV Guide... a dead raccoon... a Christmas tree somebody threw out...
Sounds like she's trying to get a gig hosting "Hoarders".
Posted by ed in texas 2014-12-24 07:22||   2014-12-24 07:22|| Front Page Top

#6 Would a North Vietnamese anti-aircraft gun be small enough?
Posted by Glenmore 2014-12-24 07:45||   2014-12-24 07:45|| Front Page Top

#7 The “shrine” will be a small place filled with items that remind Fonda of “the qualities that represent my best self.”

An empty cardboard box should be sufficient.
Posted by BrerRabbit 2014-12-24 07:54||   2014-12-24 07:54|| Front Page Top

#8 Sounds to me like she doesn't realize her internal clock is broken

Posted by Blinky Ebbusose4585 2014-12-24 08:34||   2014-12-24 08:34|| Front Page Top

#9 I guess talking to her vagina isn't enough so the two of them came up with this idea.
Posted by CrazyFool 2014-12-24 09:24||   2014-12-24 09:24|| Front Page Top

#10 Why a shrine? For contributi,ng to the Vietanamese and Cambodian genocids all whaat she should egt should be a ope, creamation and hav ing its ashes disperedes in high seas. Not more, not less ta what Eichman got.
Posted by JFM 2014-12-24 09:27||   2014-12-24 09:27|| Front Page Top

#11 Let's seee...let's seee.

Oh, have Robin Williams' chair right here.
Posted by swksvolFF 2014-12-24 10:15||   2014-12-24 10:15|| Front Page Top

#12 I was thinking a north vietnamese flag glenmore!
Posted by chris 2014-12-24 10:18||   2014-12-24 10:18|| Front Page Top

#13 Why are these people such a bunch of neurotic, self-absorbed mental messes?
Posted by JohnQC 2014-12-24 11:00||   2014-12-24 11:00|| Front Page Top

#14 And for her memorial a huge building with plenty of photos and documents about the Vietnamese and Cambodian genocides. Every couple minutes: Jane fonda's voice would say "I have ever been proud of this"
Posted by JFM 2014-12-24 12:09||   2014-12-24 12:09|| Front Page Top

#15 I thought Barbarella was the shrine!
Posted by Skidmark 2014-12-24 13:05||   2014-12-24 13:05|| Front Page Top

#16 She could build a pile of them on a bonfire, then stand on top of it and ignite while screaming she's queen of the world. I'd buy tickets.
Posted by Silentbrick 2014-12-24 13:55||   2014-12-24 13:55|| Front Page Top

#17 A Hollywood hickory-burner
Whose handle is "Ex-Mrs. Turner"
Was always annoying
But really? Hanoi-ing?
"Heck, I allus wuz a slow learner!"
Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2014-12-24 14:38||   2014-12-24 14:38|| Front Page Top

#18 Ummmm ummmmmm
I smell good.
Posted by Shipman 2014-12-24 15:30||   2014-12-24 15:30|| Front Page Top

#19 A shrine is a good idea. It will give Americans a place to relieve themselves. A statue is not necessary there are gargoyles on a lot of buildings. I can't imagine she has a "best self", the word "best" and Jane Fonda in the same context is an oxymoron.
Posted by David169 2014-12-24 15:41||   2014-12-24 15:41|| Front Page Top

#20 There's not enough piss on this planet.
Posted by tu3031 2014-12-24 16:12||   2014-12-24 16:12|| Front Page Top

#21 Perhaps the Sloan Valve Co can donate the fixture she can relate to.
Posted by Mugsy Glink 2014-12-24 20:29||   2014-12-24 20:29|| Front Page Top

#22 Orangutan sees self in mirror, tries to hump.
Posted by Charles 2014-12-24 21:06||   2014-12-24 21:06|| Front Page Top

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