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2015-10-18 -Short Attention Span Theater-

'Hey Baby': Lamar Odom comes comes out of his coma and speaks to Khloe

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Posted by Fred 2015-10-18 00:00|| || Front Page|| [5 views ] Top

#1 Lamar awoke after his best date,
And croaked, "Whoa! If I died intestate,
Kardashian hookers
Would divvy my tuchas.
Send three hot attorneys. I'll dictate!"

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2015-10-18 02:15|| 2015-10-18 02:15|| Front Page Top

#2 WTF is this garbage even doing here? Delete it!

Posted by Elmavish Panda1401 2015-10-18 03:10|| 2015-10-18 03:10|| Front Page Top

#3 "Am I in hell, or is this pahkistain?"

"You are alive, and home with us Lamar."

*beeeeeeeeeep*

(nice update to the shattered nation)

Posted by swksvolFF 2015-10-18 10:21|| 2015-10-18 10:21|| Front Page Top

#4 Delete it!

Sorry, we don't take requests coming from Communist China.

Posted by Pappy 2015-10-18 13:29|| 2015-10-18 13:29|| Front Page Top

#5 WTF is this garbage even doing here? Delete it!

Short Attention Span on page 3: Non-War on Terror is precisely the right place for inconsequentionalities such as this. Those who are serious-minded can easily skip over it, and those who need to take a silliness break know exactly where to find it.

Posted by trailing wife 2015-10-18 14:42|| 2015-10-18 14:42|| Front Page Top

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