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2016-01-02 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Man headed to visit 'Facebook girlfriend' arrested with cache of weapons

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Posted by Fred 2016-01-02 00:00|| || Front Page|| [7 views ] Top

#1 Obviously somebody invited him to play Candy Crush once too often.

Posted by Super Hose 2016-01-02 00:34|| 2016-01-02 00:34|| Front Page Top

#2 Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.
-- Major T. J. "King" Kong

Posted by badanov 2016-01-02 01:09|| http://www.chriscovert.net 2016-01-02 01:09|| Front Page Top

#3 All this is legal in TN with a carry permit.

Posted by BrerRabbit 2016-01-02 07:11|| 2016-01-02 07:11|| Front Page Top

#4 The guns that is not the marijuana and unregistered vehicle.

Posted by BrerRabbit 2016-01-02 07:13|| 2016-01-02 07:13|| Front Page Top

#5 Come on!
The guy was sleeping.

Posted by Elmegum Thrash9840 2016-01-02 10:43|| 2016-01-02 10:43|| Front Page Top

#6 An Indiana man visiting his "Facebook girlfriend" was arrested.

Going to have a little "rough sex?"
Going dear hunting later?
Caught her cheating on Match.com?
The possibilities are endless.

Posted by Frozen Al 2016-01-02 11:56|| 2016-01-02 11:56|| Front Page Top

#7 Antonio Perez - good Facebook customer, Marky Zuck's kind of guy...

Posted by M. Murcek 2016-01-02 15:44|| 2016-01-02 15:44|| Front Page Top

#8 Hose, tell us the story again pleeeeeese? It's been a year at least.

/Shamu sent me

Posted by Shipman 2016-01-02 18:05|| 2016-01-02 18:05|| Front Page Top

#9 That's an arsenal? I fart in your general direction. Piker.

Posted by Deacon Blues 2016-01-02 18:12|| 2016-01-02 18:12|| Front Page Top

#10 Shipman, I am Super Hose because the Army of Steve was full. My nickname is Super Hose from time gone by when I hosed the pavement of Sea World of Ohio during the summer break of my high school years where my under age status to work third shift was overlooked because I was the best to ever hose vomit, ABC gum, cigarette butts and duck pooh down the sewer holes that bleed a goulash of refuse into the greater Geauga Lake.
I was the best that ever opened up a nozzle on straight stream, I could hose four stadiums in one night even if one was just a pint sized arena where Boomer preformed his doggie tricks. I was so good that they gave me my own Cushman vehicle to pull my hose reel and gave me assistant lead status without extra pay or anybody to lead. I think the “promotion” mostly allowed me to drive the Cushman, but it wasn't like anyone else was using it at two in the morning.
Then there was the night where Super Hose faced his greatest adversary other than the ones with duck feathers that crapped on freshly hosed blacktop - no respect. The hose was laying a fine spray pushing discarded paper products around the holding tank where Shamu swam throughout the night, when Shamu decided to investigate the commotion.
Being a thorough show off in all occasions Shamu came us with his big scary face extended above the retaining wall and watched me for a bit. Then the hose noticed that the clowning orca had opened up his mouth and was extending his tongue for the hose to give him a flossing pet on his bristling red mouth organ. I considered briefly, but the fact that the pool was deep and no safety monitor was present made my contemplation an illicit tongue pet a non-starter.
Feeling slightly embarrassed at my lack of bravery I considered also very briefly giving the great big ham a free dental cleaning with my 100 psi Water Pick, but that evil act I did not do and instead shrugged him off and continued my work. The hose didn't abuse animals other than a few quick occasional shots at the alligators who scared me by moving around in their swim hole in the middle of the night. No the hose was kind to animals for the most part and besides he knew that Shamu was the star of the show. Super Hose needed the employment for walking around money until he matriculated to the Boat School and began his naval service.
Thus ends the ballad of the Super Hose. Apologies for the misuse of bandwidth.

Posted by Super Hose 2016-01-02 23:59|| 2016-01-02 23:59|| Front Page Top

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