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2016-01-07 Europe

Cologne mayor's 'arm's length' advice to avoid sex attacks draws ridicule

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Posted by Fred 2016-01-07 00:00|| || Front Page|| [6 views ] Top

#1 Arm's length? What kind of arms? Remington 700? M1911? I thought those were pretty much illegal in Germany.

Posted by Glenmore 2016-01-07 08:01|| 2016-01-07 08:01|| Front Page Top

#2 I'll post again, Quisling.

Posted by Procopius2k 2016-01-07 08:34|| 2016-01-07 08:34|| Front Page Top

#3 Arm length = wakizashi?

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2016-01-07 08:57|| 2016-01-07 08:57|| Front Page Top

#4 assaults were probably intended to distract the victims

So there are lesser and greater crimes?

Posted by Skidmark 2016-01-07 10:28|| 2016-01-07 10:28|| Front Page Top

#5 A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair while tying the girl to the bed. He gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He's probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants to sleep with you, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!"

Posted by gorb 2016-01-07 11:24|| 2016-01-07 11:24|| Front Page Top

#6 So why did he decide to escape from jail?

Posted by Sven the pelter 2016-01-07 11:27|| 2016-01-07 11:27|| Front Page Top

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