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2016-01-12 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Mumbai police force-feed thief dozens of bananas

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Posted by Fred 2016-01-12 00:00|| || Front Page|| [3 views ] Top

#1 Ima Indian banana and Ima here to say,
We make you poop the metal in special way.
When you're flecked with blood and have a blueish hue
Bananas taste best, got 38 for you!

Maurice! Put the damn Pompatus on the back porch and bring around the Triumph, and change the 3rd fuse down on the left, no your other left.

We ride!

Posted by Shipman 2016-01-12 01:43|| 2016-01-12 01:43|| Front Page Top

#2 Should I read Zenobia's comment on this post, or should I play safe?

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2016-01-12 02:52|| 2016-01-12 02:52|| Front Page Top

#3 Who coughs it up quickest? The heavers!
And surgeons aren't slouches with cleavers;
But patient old Hindoos
Just forcefeed their dindus
A buttload of golden retrievers.

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2016-01-12 04:49|| 2016-01-12 04:49|| Front Page Top

#4 I should've played safe---my keyboard, my beautiful keyboard!

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2016-01-12 05:00|| 2016-01-12 05:00|| Front Page Top

#5 Not too sharp lately... maybe a slightly topical orphan or two?

The strange case of Stubblefield, Anna:
"He's too straight and white, yet I wanna
Have sex and get married.
Our backgrounds are varied,
But still, I am fruit for Banana!"

At L'Osservatore Romano
The staff are all singing soprano,
So: "Viene, Befana,
Bring eggs and banana!
Our bosses are down at the bagno."

And totally OT, but I was kinda proud of it...

Were all of us Milo Yiannopoulos
The world might not be quite as populous,
And rather than Twitter,
We'd gather and titter
On top of Obama's Acropolis.

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2016-01-12 05:02|| 2016-01-12 05:02|| Front Page Top

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