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2018-09-22 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Woman on vacation reportedly finds dead tortoise in her vagina

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Posted by Frank G 2018-09-22 07:05|| || Front Page|| [5 views ] Top

#1 Marketing stunt for the new MMPORG "Tortoise Vs. Clam".

Posted by charger 2018-09-22 09:50|| 2018-09-22 09:50|| Front Page Top

#2 You are walking along in a desert. You look down and there is a tortoise in your snatch.
What's a tortoise?
Know what a turtle is, Leon? Same thing
Why it is in my snatch?
Who knows? Maybe you are a drunken English bimbo on holiday. Maybe you're smuggling endangered reptiles. Maybe it likes the dry, barren environment of your nether parts.

Posted by SteveS 2018-09-22 11:45|| 2018-09-22 11:45|| Front Page Top

#3 Imitating Mary Toft, I guess.
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-43073391

Posted by Glenmore 2018-09-22 11:51|| 2018-09-22 11:51|| Front Page Top

#4 Adroit Clam Machine for the testing SteveS?

Posted by Bright Pebbles 2018-09-22 16:32|| 2018-09-22 16:32|| Front Page Top

#5 snapping turtle?0

Posted by Glart Angock1186 2018-09-22 18:19|| 2018-09-22 18:19|| Front Page Top

#6 When Britons Get Caught in Canaries,
Or Meg's up that backside of Harry's,
The press screams like faeries,
But, strangely, it buries
The Paks in Janes, Besses, and Marys.

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2018-09-22 19:21|| 2018-09-22 19:21|| Front Page Top

#7 trenchant as usual, Z.... and it rhymes....

Posted by Hupinert Flegum7860 2018-09-22 19:31|| 2018-09-22 19:31|| Front Page Top

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