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2023-04-05 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Moment two men are charged by huge MOOSE in Montana after taunting the beast and ignoring warnings: Local brands them 'the dumbest people I've ever met in my life'

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Posted by Skidmark 2023-04-05 00:01|| || Front Page|| [6 views ] Top

#1 Darwin at work

Posted by Procopius2k 2023-04-05 06:44|| 2023-04-05 06:44|| Front Page Top

#2 Eeny meany, chili beany, the moose is about to charge.
Is it a friendly moose?
Friendly? You dumbass!

Posted by SteveS 2023-04-05 09:26|| 2023-04-05 09:26|| Front Page Top

#3 They kept asking if it's name was Bullwinkle...

Posted by ed in texas 2023-04-05 09:38|| 2023-04-05 09:38|| Front Page Top

#4 wasnt really that big of a moose, looks like a 2 yr old

Posted by 746 2023-04-05 11:27|| 2023-04-05 11:27|| Front Page Top

#5 What 746 said.

I wouldn't call it charging either. Those dudes got in its space with one slapping its butt.

Thought I heard somewhere that moose are the #1 killer of humans concerning North American Wildlife.

Posted by swksvolFF 2023-04-05 12:42|| 2023-04-05 12:42|| Front Page Top

#6 ^ Probably. All their mass is at car windshield height

Posted by Frank G 2023-04-05 13:02|| 2023-04-05 13:02|| Front Page Top

#7 “Hey Rocky, wanna see me pull a tourist offa my rack?”

Posted by USN, Ret. 2023-04-05 13:21|| 2023-04-05 13:21|| Front Page Top

#8 Hold my beer...

Posted by Shonter Thoting6421 2023-04-05 14:36|| 2023-04-05 14:36|| Front Page Top

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