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2023-07-09 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Fred 2023-07-09 00:00|| || Front Page|| [21 views ] Top

#1 Does this imply that the wallaby is indeed migratory?

Kinda cool, actually. Imagine vast herds of wallabies wandering the plains, the annual wallaby drive, and Hopalong Cassidy singing, "Get along little wallaby, or a short one will do...."

Posted by SteveS 2023-07-09 11:05|| 2023-07-09 11:05|| Front Page Top

#2 Tie me ~~kangaroo~~ wallaby down, sport. Tie me ~~kangaroo~~ wallaby down.

Posted by Deacon Blues 2023-07-09 12:18|| 2023-07-09 12:18|| Front Page Top

#3 :Heh: My sister was driving to work north on Highway 77 to where she taught at a Junior College and was chased by an angry ...emu. Escaped from an emu ranch, no doubt. She told me later that the reaction of the 911 operator was a classic.

Posted by magpie 2023-07-09 12:40|| 2023-07-09 12:40|| Front Page Top

#4 "I'm afraid all the wallabies strayed
And the non-playing immigrants prayed
As I drawled with a frown
Tie Me Kangaroo Down...
And some say I still sing to this day."

- Ms. "Unkillable" Isabel May

Posted by Unuck Oppressor of the Platypi5730 2023-07-09 13:16|| 2023-07-09 13:16|| Front Page Top

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