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2005-07-25 Fifth Column

Jane Fonda plans anti-war bus tour; fueled by vegetable oil...

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Posted by DragonFly 2005-07-25 10:40|| || Front Page|| [10 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Wonder if the American-Vietnamese and Cambodian community will meet her at each stop with signs showing the body count created by her beloved Commies after America left the SE Asian games?

Posted by Hupavith Gletle6588 2005-07-25 11:27|| 2005-07-25 11:27|| Front Page Top

#2 Fonda said war veterans that she has met on a nationwide book tour have encouraged her to break her silence on the Iraq war.

Yeah, she's been pretty f*cking silent up 'til now. Wonder which veteran had the most impact on her. Probably the one here in KC who spat a mouthful of chewing tobacco in her face. heh.

Posted by BH 2005-07-25 11:40|| 2005-07-25 11:40|| Front Page Top

#3 Oh my, I am truly exicited Jane! So glad you broke your silence to enlighten us all. Who says an old washed up unskilled actress can't live on forever! My oh my now we have it all converging - The Book, the vain glamour, the activism, the hypocracy and the followers! I can't wait. She needs to go to Iraq and seek out the mujhadids. Bet she'd get one hell of a reception with extra special emphasis on the hell. You go there girl! Cultural parasite.

Posted by MunkarKat 2005-07-25 11:53|| 2005-07-25 11:53|| Front Page Top

#4 Gee Jane, is your movie out on DVD already?

Posted by Seafarious">Seafarious 2005-07-25 12:05|| 2005-07-25 12:05|| Front Page Top

#5 a line of cats will be following the fragrance of fried clams as this bus rolls thru town

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2005-07-25 12:05|| 2005-07-25 12:05|| Front Page Top

#6 Look at Me! Look at Me! Look at Meeeeeeeeeeee!

Posted by 2b 2005-07-25 12:10|| 2005-07-25 12:10|| Front Page Top

#7 She has no idea about the amount of shit she is in for. This ain't Hanoi, Jane.

Posted by Captain America 2005-07-25 13:21|| 2005-07-25 13:21|| Front Page Top

#8 Fueled by Vegetable Oil

Yeah, about two cups of olive oil should clean her out nicely.

Posted by KBK 2005-07-25 13:53|| 2005-07-25 13:53|| Front Page Top

#9 Fonda said her anti-war tour in March will use a bus that runs on "vegetable oil."

The insurance comapny made her do this when it evaluated the risk associated with pulling the bus up to the diesel pump at Flying J.

Posted by Mrs. Davis 2005-07-25 14:43|| 2005-07-25 14:43|| Front Page Top

#10 Will be be bringing her vagina along for the ride as well? At least that might have something interesting to say.

As for Hanoi Jane - She should be in prison for treason.

Posted by CrazyFool 2005-07-25 15:07|| 2005-07-25 15:07|| Front Page Top

#11 Ridin' in a bus down the boulevard
And the place was pretty packed
Couldn't find a seat so I had to stand
With the perverts in the back
It was smellin' like a locker room
There was junk all over the floor
We're already packed in like sardines
But we're stoppin' to pick up more
Look out

Another one rides the bus
Another one rides the bus
And another comes on
And another comes on
Another one rides the bus
Hey
He's gonna sit by you
Another one rides the bus

There's a suitcase pokin' me in the ribs
There's an elbow in my ear
There's a smelly old bum standin' next to me
Hasn't showered in a year
Well, I think I'm missin' a contact lens
I think my wallet's gone
And I think this bus is stoppin' again
To let a couple more freaks get on
Look out

Another one rides the bus
Another one rides the bus
And another comes on
And another comes on
Another one rides the bus
Hey
He's gonna sit by you
Another one rides the bus

The window doesn't open, and the fan is broke
And my face is turnin' blue
I haven't been in a crowd like this
Since I went to see The Who
Well, I should've got off a couple miles ago
But I couldn't get to the door
There isn't any room for me to breathe
Now we're gonna pick up more, yeah

Another one rides the bus
Another one rides the bus
And another comes on
And another comes on
Another one rides the bus
Hey
He's gonna sit by you
Another one rides the bus

Posted by muck4doo 2005-07-25 15:28|| http://meatismurder.blogspot.com/]">[http://meatismurder.blogspot.com/] 2005-07-25 15:28|| Front Page Top

#12 Oh, fer cryin' out loud... the last time this dizzy bitch went out in public, she started babbling about a "flow of soft, hot, empathic, breathing, authentic, vagina-friendly, relational lava" that was gonna smother all us "patriarchal" types.

And now that flow will be lubricated by vegetable oil. Terrific...

Posted by Dave D.">Dave D. 2005-07-25 15:53|| 2005-07-25 15:53|| Front Page Top

#13 nuts are a great source of vegetable oil.

Posted by 2b 2005-07-25 16:04|| 2005-07-25 16:04|| Front Page Top

#14 Your politics aren't going to fly and your bus ain't going to run. Why don't you go to Baghdad and preach your sh*t? You would have the distinction of being known as Hanoi Jane and Baghdad Jane if you didn't lose your head. You are not a peace activist. You are a traitor.

Posted by John Q. Citizen 2005-07-25 16:25|| 2005-07-25 16:25|| Front Page Top

#15 I guess Fonda was concerned not enough Americans are dying for her blessed right to look like the foolish woman she will likely always be.

She wants to encourage our armed enemies so she can feel superior than the rest of us proles.

Posted by badanov 2005-07-25 18:48|| http://www.freefirezone.org]">[http://www.freefirezone.org] 2005-07-25 18:48|| Front Page Top

#16 Hummmm.... Ima have exclusive invite to grandee opening of TLH Montanna Grill.... freebie food from bisonville. I doubt Ted's hanging around in this hellish weather, but who knows.

Posted by Shipman 2005-07-25 19:06|| 2005-07-25 19:06|| Front Page Top

#17 This silly bitch is going to set back the usage of alternative fuels by 50 years. Does she not know what she is going to do to the environment by this shit. I think this is all a giant conspiracy from the oil companies and democrats/moonbats so she can sell her fucking book to lemmings that believe two layers of aluminum foil are better at reducing the evil mind altering space rays.

Posted by 49 pan 2005-07-25 20:58|| 2005-07-25 20:58|| Front Page Top

#18 I'm disappointed. I thought she was going to tour Iraq. There's still a bus standing around from the Human Shields. Might not run on vegetable oil though.

Posted by True German Ally 2005-07-25 21:04|| 2005-07-25 21:04|| Front Page Top

#19 I'm sorry, I've been stuck on hot vaginal lava for ~~decades~~ hours. Just can't quite break free of the, um, thought.

Posted by .com 2005-07-25 21:19|| 2005-07-25 21:19|| Front Page Top

#20 OK so where are the short yellow bus jokes?

Posted by 49 pan">49 pan 2005-07-25 21:39|| 2005-07-25 21:39|| Front Page Top

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