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2005-12-24 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Woman Swallows Cell Phone After Argument

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Posted by Steve White 2005-12-24 00:00|| || Front Page|| [3 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Man-o-man, that's gonna hurt coming out the other end. ;-p

Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut 2005-12-24 00:19|| http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/page/15bk1/Home_Page.html]">[http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/page/15bk1/Home_Page.html] 2005-12-24 00:19|| Front Page Top

#2 "Can you hear me now? [SPLASH!]"

Posted by Fred 2005-12-24 01:16|| 2005-12-24 01:16|| Front Page Top

#3 dumb question: Is it possible to win an argument with a woman?

Woman Swallows Cell Phone After Argument

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"Can you hear me now? [SPLASH!]"

Is it possible to have a job worser than this

Posted by way anon 2005-12-24 04:59|| 2005-12-24 04:59|| Front Page Top

#4 If she didn't hit "End" first, she's going to get reamed on her next bill.

Posted by Jackal (from Moms house, like people on DU) 2005-12-24 08:55|| 2005-12-24 08:55|| Front Page Top

#5 LOL Jackel

Posted by Pheremble Gleger8773 2005-12-24 09:59|| 2005-12-24 09:59|| Front Page Top

#6 I can see the attraction the guy had, however. A woman who can swallow a cell phone, whoa, that's uh, um, er, a whole 'nuther kind of "throat" job.

Posted by .com 2005-12-24 11:01|| 2005-12-24 11:01|| Front Page Top

#7 lol lol Steve, funny commentary.
Jackel, good to see you're home with your mom. Hope everyone else here enjoys being together with family. If you're not able to be home, know that many are thinking of you. My kids are all home too, even my military guy even surprised me coming home. :)
Gotta get back to my sauteing onions

Posted by Jan 2005-12-24 11:07|| 2005-12-24 11:07|| Front Page Top

#8 get out of the gutter PD!

I was thinking the same thing ;-)

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2005-12-24 12:03|| 2005-12-24 12:03|| Front Page Top

#9 This is *almost* a RB Classic.

Posted by Alaska Paul">Alaska Paul 2005-12-24 12:21|| 2005-12-24 12:21|| Front Page Top

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